So I was playing around on the sex toy site that hosts this magazine and I was greatly saddened by the fact that most of the cuter corsets aren’t available in large because if you’re a small you don’t fucking need a corset, and also because in the first 15 seconds I came across a Unicorn. Horn. Dildo.
PS. My friend Kevin just reminded me that some dudes like to get poked with a strap-on too and I was all “Hell yeah, I totally forgot about the untapped gay male population!” and he’s all “And also a lot of straight guys like it too” and so I think I just doubled my market.
PPS. Kevin would like to clarify that he is not one of those guys who likes a strap on.
PPPS. Kevin would like me to add “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
PPPPS. I need an open-minded Venture Capitalist and access to a dildo factory. Someone get me Guy Kawasaki’s number.
PPPPPS. I was trying to download the picture of the unicorn dildo to my desktop so I could add it here except I guess I accidentally chose “Use image as desktop picture” and then when my husband walked in I minimized all my windows and there was an enormous unicorn dildo on the screen. Then he gave me a look like I have a problem and I’m all “Uh…This is for work”. Then he shook his head and walked out. Thanks, unicorn dildo.