Well, turns out I was underestimating you and I apologize, because today I got an email from a woman halfway around the world (Louise) who decided to take on this project with gusto and even created a video showing Dory how best to use the knitted genitalia. Dory is extremely pleased, Louise is extremely proud, and I think I might have a new career in matchmaking.
Also, this might be my favorite video ever:
Most memorable quote: “They don’t fit together very well. It takes a bit of wangling. Like real life, I suppose.”
Awesome. And totally unsettling.
PS. Louise thinks that all that really remains now is for you guys to come up with a name for the knitted junk but personally, I think a bigger priority would be for Louise to create a factory dedicated to making knitted vagina handbags with penis coin-purses. And the logo could be an interlocked L and V like “Louis Vuitton” but instead it would stand for “Louise Vagina”. There is practically no way for this business to fail.
PPS. I may have had too much to drink.
PPPS. “Wangling” is my new favorite word.
Also, this might be my favorite video ever:
Most memorable quote: “They don’t fit together very well. It takes a bit of wangling. Like real life, I suppose.”
Awesome. And totally unsettling.
PS. Louise thinks that all that really remains now is for you guys to come up with a name for the knitted junk but personally, I think a bigger priority would be for Louise to create a factory dedicated to making knitted vagina handbags with penis coin-purses. And the logo could be an interlocked L and V like “Louis Vuitton” but instead it would stand for “Louise Vagina”. There is practically no way for this business to fail.
PPS. I may have had too much to drink.
PPPS. “Wangling” is my new favorite word.
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