What's the most ridiculous or convoluted premise you've seen for a scene?
I'll give you mine to start: it involved three girls telling "naughty stories" to one another. One of the girls then begins to tell a sexed-up version of Little Red Riding Hood (which is where most of the scene actually takes place) in which she plays LRRH, her friends play various woodland creatures that warn her about the Big Bad Wolf (who was, apparently, out to bone her), and her friend's older brother plays the Big Bad Wolf (which he does wearing overalls and a hat because that OBVIOUSLY screams "Big Bad Wolf"). I have no idea what the "writers" for this scene were thinking, but I actually watched the scene (and laughed my way through it)because it was so absurd.
I'll give you mine to start: it involved three girls telling "naughty stories" to one another. One of the girls then begins to tell a sexed-up version of Little Red Riding Hood (which is where most of the scene actually takes place) in which she plays LRRH, her friends play various woodland creatures that warn her about the Big Bad Wolf (who was, apparently, out to bone her), and her friend's older brother plays the Big Bad Wolf (which he does wearing overalls and a hat because that OBVIOUSLY screams "Big Bad Wolf"). I have no idea what the "writers" for this scene were thinking, but I actually watched the scene (and laughed my way through it)because it was so absurd.