I just wanted to know. My Man bought this DVD (probably because it was inexpensive) at the Porn Store about a year ago. It is just awful. It's called My Wife's Hot Friend. The sex scenes are TOO long, the women get NO oral sex, ever (as far as I can remember) the people are fairly unattractive, in one scene one of the women says, "Shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit." over and over and over and over during the entire 50 minute scene (at least is seems that long.) Now, I have nothing against swearing during sex, I do it all the time, but the repetitiveness tells us that this wasn't even properly edited.
Also, it looks like it was filmed at someone's house with a digital camera, with ONE camera. Also, the cameraman rarely changes positions on the floor and you see the same place in the room over and over. You rarely see the men during PIV, as the women are in the way and they only seem to focus on them. (I LIKE to see men in my porn.) Most of the women have "ready to burst" fake implants. Nearly every scene has about 25 minutes straight of reverse cowgirl, from the same angle, no camera movement, no changing positions, just a shot of these people on a couch, in the same position, in every scene. And I have never seen people in a porn movie take so long to come. And.....it's accompanied by hip hop music, which neither of us care for. (We usually watch it with the sound down anyway, but I know it's there.) No good editing, single camera scenes, unattractive models, boring scenes, repetitiveness and no oral for the women. All ingredients to make an awful movie. I've seen better amateur porn and I hate amateur porn.
He put it on last night, while I was in the tub (so I didn't have any say in what we picked out) I was kind of pissy, because I've told him I don't like this movie, it does nothing to turn me on (the people are simply not attractive and the scenes are BORING) and then he fell asleep.
*sigh* I guess I'm whining.
But, anyway. Ever seen a porno so bad you can't stand it, but NOT bad enough to even sit there and make fun of?
Also, it looks like it was filmed at someone's house with a digital camera, with ONE camera. Also, the cameraman rarely changes positions on the floor and you see the same place in the room over and over. You rarely see the men during PIV, as the women are in the way and they only seem to focus on them. (I LIKE to see men in my porn.) Most of the women have "ready to burst" fake implants. Nearly every scene has about 25 minutes straight of reverse cowgirl, from the same angle, no camera movement, no changing positions, just a shot of these people on a couch, in the same position, in every scene. And I have never seen people in a porn movie take so long to come. And.....it's accompanied by hip hop music, which neither of us care for. (We usually watch it with the sound down anyway, but I know it's there.) No good editing, single camera scenes, unattractive models, boring scenes, repetitiveness and no oral for the women. All ingredients to make an awful movie. I've seen better amateur porn and I hate amateur porn.
He put it on last night, while I was in the tub (so I didn't have any say in what we picked out) I was kind of pissy, because I've told him I don't like this movie, it does nothing to turn me on (the people are simply not attractive and the scenes are BORING) and then he fell asleep.
*sigh* I guess I'm whining.
But, anyway. Ever seen a porno so bad you can't stand it, but NOT bad enough to even sit there and make fun of?
