People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you truly deserve the "Hey Grandma, look what I can do" award.
Do you think this joke is funny?
kendycane
01/03/2011
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Although... I like cheesecake.
01/03/2011
I'm completely missing the context for this joke. If it's dialog for something that's been separated from its character and background, then it's quite possibly funny, but as-is it just sounds painful.
01/03/2011
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
01/03/2011
Im lost and no it was not funny!
01/03/2011
Where's the joke?
01/03/2011
I seem to be the only person who thinks that this is awesome. I had to read it twice but I definitely laughed. Out loud even.
01/03/2011
The delivery sucked
01/03/2011
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Reminds me of old Jack Handey Jokes.
Originally posted by
Adriana Ravenlust
The delivery sucked
"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)
01/03/2011
...what?
01/04/2011
meh. its too unbelievable, and it wasnt presented well.
sorry kendycane
sorry kendycane
01/04/2011
i think i missed something....
01/04/2011
Something's wrong there - content or presentation.
01/04/2011
The thought was too painful for my mind xD but i do think that situation would hurt more for the reciver do to the fact that condems do not or at least should not slide as much on the man
01/04/2011
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Ah yes, but you forget, most condoms are not made of sandpaper
Originally posted by
MrRainybowbow
The thought was too painful for my mind xD but i do think that situation would hurt more for the reciver do to the fact that condems do not or at least should not slide as much on the man
01/04/2011
I think it would be better if it went something like "Did you hear about the guy who used a condom made of double-sided sandpaper? Man, that makes sex on the beach sound like a walk in the park. He should get the "Grandma, look what I can do award!"
But.. still, not very funny
But.. still, not very funny
01/06/2011
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Me too.
Originally posted by
Kayla
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
01/07/2011
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lol! my thoughts exactly!
Originally posted by
Kayla
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
01/08/2011
It needs an actual punchline.
01/08/2011
I have to agree with most of the posters so far. I don't think this is actually a joke.
01/09/2011
ummmm, what?
01/09/2011
HUH?
01/09/2011
Most jokes are only funny in context and/or with proper delivery. It's POSSIBLE that someone could make that funny..but I don't get it in the context it was given..
01/09/2011
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This. I don't think that is a joke....
Originally posted by
Shellz31
HUH?
01/09/2011
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I got it too
Originally posted by
Emma (Girl With Fire)
I seem to be the only person who thinks that this is awesome. I had to read it twice but I definitely laughed. Out loud even.
01/10/2011
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At least I'm not the only one.
Originally posted by
Gallowraven
I got it too
01/12/2011
Sorry, but it's not really funny. It's really strange and random.
01/13/2011
Too many jokes/references. It'd be better w/o the grandma bit at the end...unless that was part of the joke relating to the cheesecake. Context would help too, delivery.
01/13/2011
This is supposed to be a joke...?
01/18/2011
I can't believe that only 2 people out of 75 thought that this was funny. I'm still laughing at it.
01/18/2011