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Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Okay, by a show of hands, who is going to give up food for a week in order to afford a holster for their dildos? How have I never seen this before!!! Do you love it or do you loveeee itttt! It's things like this that make me realize I need to spend less time on the internet, or else I'll never eat again. Oi. So cute!

So, what completely impractical but adorable toys/equipment do you covet? Share links, I want to oogle useless crap instead of clean and do laundry.
08/21/2010
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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08/21/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay, by a show of hands, who is going to give up food for a week in order to afford a holster for their dildos? How have I never seen this before!!! Do you love it or do you loveeee itttt! It's things like this that make me realize I need to ... more
You could whip it out and threaten people with it.

There's a site called thinkgeek that has the cutest stuff. Stuffed "bacteria" and weird, nerd t shirts and things. I just love it.
08/21/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay, by a show of hands, who is going to give up food for a week in order to afford a holster for their dildos? How have I never seen this before!!! Do you love it or do you loveeee itttt! It's things like this that make me realize I need to ... more
Dildo holster?! That's so awesome
08/21/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay, by a show of hands, who is going to give up food for a week in order to afford a holster for their dildos? How have I never seen this before!!! Do you love it or do you loveeee itttt! It's things like this that make me realize I need to ... more
I am thinking a squirt gun with lube would be good with the holster.
08/21/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I am thinking a squirt gun with lube would be good with the holster.
What a clever idea! Just think of all the fun that could be had
08/21/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
What a clever idea! Just think of all the fun that could be had
Yep, I am still thinking of the fun... "Freeze, bend over, spread them wide..."
08/21/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I am thinking a squirt gun with lube would be good with the holster.
YOU HAVE JUSTIFIED A PURCHASE OF THIS ITEM.
08/21/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Glad I could help. I expect some mention in your review.
08/21/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Oh god. XD

Well, the most completely useless item I would want.... Let's see...

Maybe something from the Valve store: link

I know, not toy related, but still nerdy awesomeness.
08/22/2010