Knitted Penis!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!)

Contributor: Red Red
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OMFG! Look at the third picture on the "DP Harness Kit" description page (link)

There is a knitted penis (not included with the kit)

Where can I get that pattern? Or just get one? Who made that? Whoever you are, I love you...
09/13/2009
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Insightful breakdown of Strap on dildo:

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What are your opinions on a girl using a strap-on on a man? Have you had any interesting experience with this? If so elaborate. Do you feel it is...

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Is the Nexus Jr. compatible with the Jaguar strap-on?
After tons of research I have finally decided on the white Jaguars strap-on harness. Normally compatible dildos are found in the section just...

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so I've read a couple reviews and everyone says the sizing is extremely important so I'm wondering what happened to small, medium and large? its now a
09/13/2009
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
At your request:

knitted penis chapstick cover:
link

And here's a knitted vulva to go with it:
link

And a pic of the best knitted halloween costume ever:
link
09/13/2009
Contributor: Red Red
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
At your request:

knitted penis chapstick cover:
link

And here's a knitted vulva to go with it:
link

And a pic of the best knitted halloween costume ever:
link ... more
Amazing.

from a comment under the knitted vulva...A knitted womb: link
09/13/2009
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
Amazing.

from a comment under the knitted vulva...A knitted womb: link
I've actually knit that womb. Its a long story...
09/13/2009
Contributor: Sir Sir
Yeah, I saw that too and I was like, "That's so cool..." And I especially love how they note that it's NOT included. HAHA!
09/13/2009
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
That's not a bad way to show how it works while being discreet. If they'd used a second dildo it would have been a bit confusing.
09/13/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I've actually knit that womb. Its a long story...
Oh...no, I need to know what brings someone to knit a womb. Get typin'!
09/14/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Oh...no, I need to know what brings someone to knit a womb. Get typin'!
Someone knitted a womb for my midwife as a gift. I'm sure there are a variety of reasons for knitting a womb
09/15/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
I like the Overview description of the DP harness kit as well, very humorous.
09/15/2009
Contributor: Bill Ditchburn Bill Ditchburn
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
OMFG! Look at the third picture on the "DP Harness Kit" description page (link)

There is a knitted penis (not included with the kit)

Where can I get that pattern? Or just get one? Who made that? Whoever you are, I love ... more
A Toronto area artist called Teresa van Neste was responsible for the knitted penis in that pic. We had put out a (not very well heeded) call to artists for some erotic art to display in our little workshop here in Peterborough, Ontario, and the only response we got was from Teresa, a friend of a friend. Four rather delightful, hand dyed, hand felted, knitted penes, if that's a word. Unfortunately, they cost a bit too much for us to be able to sell them, but we have used them as displays at shows, and they do grab the attention; mostly, it has to be said, from the women. Some of our wholesale customers have ordered them as display items, and Teresa has been kind enough to crochet us up a whole bunch of less expensive acrylic specimens. Not quite as lovely as the originals, but still not something you see every day. Unless you work here...
09/15/2009
Contributor: Bill Ditchburn Bill Ditchburn
Quote:
Originally posted by spicywife
I like the Overview description of the DP harness kit as well, very humorous.
True, too - let's not forget that! Honest, largely impartial, and true!
09/15/2009
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Oh...no, I need to know what brings someone to knit a womb. Get typin'!
All right. As you probably guessed, I'm an avid knitter. knitty.com just came out with an issue with a pattern for the knitted uterus right at the time when they found a solid growth on my ovary. As a form of therapy/distraction I knitted that womb and I added ovaries dangling from strings.

It turns out I had borderline ovarian cancer which is in the grey area between benign and malignant.

I think I remember a blog post about people knitting it to throw on courthouse steps to protest anti-abortion legislation.
09/15/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
All right. As you probably guessed, I'm an avid knitter. knitty.com just came out with an issue with a pattern for the knitted uterus right at the time when they found a solid growth on my ovary. As a form of therapy/distraction I knitted that ... more
Oh wow.

So, is everything fine with you now?
09/15/2009
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Oh wow.

So, is everything fine with you now?
Yes. Sudden harsh menopause is no fun, but I've had no recurrences. The reason I started buying sex toys is to combat the vaginal atrophy that can come with a big drop in estrogen.

I started a health kick that I've kept up. I eat well and lift serious weight. I consider myself to be quite healthy.
09/15/2009
Contributor: MEL MEL
I think I'll knit try to one.
07/22/2010
Contributor: M121212 M121212
That is amazing!
A friend of mine made a knitted condom for another buddy for his birthday last year... I'm sure she got the pattern off the internet somewhere. Heehee
11/07/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
OMFG! Look at the third picture on the "DP Harness Kit" description page (link)

There is a knitted penis (not included with the kit)

Where can I get that pattern? Or just get one? Who made that? Whoever you are, I love ... more
Hehehe - looks pretty cool!
11/16/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Oh that's hilarious.. I know what my winter break project's gonna be now haha
11/16/2010
Contributor: tvnchichi@gmail.com tvnchichi@gmail.com
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
OMFG! Look at the third picture on the "DP Harness Kit" description page (link)

There is a knitted penis (not included with the kit)

Where can I get that pattern? Or just get one? Who made that? Whoever you are, I love ... more
Hey! That's my penis. It's actually crocheted. Need some? Let me know: tvnchichi@gmail.com.

Teresa van Neste
07/02/2012
Contributor: Rey Rey
lol... i came across that link months ago and wondered if there was a pattern for it!
07/03/2012