#EdenDIY - Club Meeting: Ejaculating Dildo. August 21st, 3pm EST.

Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
What better day for a day time meeting on EF, than when I'm dying on my couch and my Netflix isn't working well?
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
No seasonal changes here yet!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Hey everyone, sorry I'm late! Everyone ready to learn how to build an awesome dildo? (And weep for the ones Tim mod'd?)
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
What better day for a day time meeting on EF, than when I'm dying on my couch and my Netflix isn't working well?
So what, I am a last resort?




Love you!
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Good day m'lady, how are you today?
Very good thank you, So where are you located? The in laws in Colorado say the aspens are starting. In Florida no changes going on yet!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
No seasonal changes here either. But, it's Georgia. That won't happen until October/November.
08/21/2012
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
So what, I am a last resort?




Love you!
It's FATE! Now I know why I'm sick. So I could come to your meeting!
08/21/2012
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
So what, I am a last resort?




Love you!
And I love you too!
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Stormy do you ever give tours of the offices and warehouse??
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Ansley
Hey everyone, sorry I'm late! Everyone ready to learn how to build an awesome dildo? (And weep for the ones Tim mod'd?)
ha! This is where I toss in the the disclamer "Dildos WERE harmed in the making of this meeting"



Seriously though, all of them are still quite usable, even without the mods. Ahh the joys of silicone!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
ha! This is where I toss in the the disclamer "Dildos WERE harmed in the making of this meeting"



Seriously though, all of them are still quite usable, even without the mods. Ahh the joys of silicone!
And you guys freaked when I cut the base off my goodfella. But man it's so much more comfy in a harness now.
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Very good thank you, So where are you located? The in laws in Colorado say the aspens are starting. In Florida no changes going on yet!
Upper Michigan. Oh man, I sure miss my wonderful "Rivers of gold" in the Colorado Mountains.
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
ha! This is where I toss in the the disclamer "Dildos WERE harmed in the making of this meeting"



Seriously though, all of them are still quite usable, even without the mods. Ahh the joys of silicone!
Poor Dildo's
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Stormy do you ever give tours of the offices and warehouse??
People are welcome to stop by, yes. (I'm not actually in the office, so I don't know how all of that goes down.) If you're interested I can find out more info.
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
At least you're still able to use them!
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by Ansley
People are welcome to stop by, yes. (I'm not actually in the office, so I don't know how all of that goes down.) If you're interested I can find out more info.
That's so neat! Do you know if people stop in often?
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by Ansley
People are welcome to stop by, yes. (I'm not actually in the office, so I don't know how all of that goes down.) If you're interested I can find out more info.
Not at the moment but in the future yes!!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Poor Dildo's
Not really, I only make things better...well, I guess not always. Burning cock rings to molten blobs of goo is not really better. lol
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Well let’s get to it, shall we?

Welcome one and all; it’s great to see y’all! As I stated before, this month has been downright stressful. The wife got a new job which not only meant that we went two weeks without her paycheck but I only get to see her for an hour or so each day. Not fun!

I am sad to say that my ideas for this month’s meeting just did not seem to spark my creative side.

Stress sucks, eh?

But alas, the other day I had this crazy idea pop into my head about making a squirting dildo. Seriously, I woke up with the idea in my mind and at 6:30 in the morning I got dressed and went out to the garage with a silicone dildo in hand and a smile on my face.

Now, I am no stranger to modifying a toy for one reason or another but most of the time that only involves trimming a seam or making the base of a butt plug narrower. This is the first time I have taken a drill to a toy; to be honest I was not all that sure how it would go.




Trivia:

The typical male orgasm consists of 10 to 15 contractions, although the man is unlikely to be consciously aware of that many.
Wiki
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Not really, I only make things better...well, I guess not always. Burning cock rings to molten blobs of goo is not really better. lol
LOL
08/21/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Not at the moment but in the future yes!!
I'd be interested in that in the future too
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
That's so neat! Do you know if people stop in often?
Probably none. The office is south of the airport and it's a bit of a hike for most people.
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim


Items you will need are pretty minimal. First you will need a syringe. I have a few of them left over from when the kids were babies; these are the kind that you use for giving them medicine. They are pretty cheap and come in different sizes. How big of a syringe will depend on how much “Cum” you want, one thing to think about is how long of a tube you want as that will add more to the fluid needed. I used a syringe that holds 2 tbs.

Next you will need a length of tubing, once again think ahead here. The longer the tube is the more fluid needed but it will also put the syringe in a more convenient location. There are different kinds of tubing you can buy; probably the easiest to find will be the kind used for fish tanks, even Wal-Mart carries it. A better option is to find silicone tubing, this way it can be sterilized if needed. I have good luck finding it at hobby shops that carry Radio Controlled planes and cars but some hardware stores carry it too. A nice thing about the RC shops is that they usually have a selection of colors if you like. The main thing here is to find a size that fits the syringe; you want the inside diameter of the tubing to be a little smaller that the outside diameter of the tip on the syringe.

You will need a stiff wire to feed the tubing through the dildo and some lube to help it along.

Lastly you will need a drill bit and drill. My local Home Depot carries drill bits that are 12” long; this will be long enough for most dildos. I kind of cheated and used a standard length drill bit; as such I had to drill the hole from both ends. While this worked out for me I recommend getting the longer bit to make it easier. Get a drill bit the same size of the outside diameter of the tubing.






Trivia:

According to a study by Alfred Kinsey distance of ejaculation, in some hundred men, the semen exuded from the penis, in other males the semen may be propelled from a matter of some inches to a foot or two, or even as far as five or six (rarely eight) feet.
Wiki
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Items you will need are pretty minimal. First you will need a syringe. I have a few of them left over from when the kids were babies; these are the kind that you use for giving them medicine. They are pretty cheap and come in different sizes. ... more
Oh that's neat! The distance thingy....
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by Ansley
Oh that's neat! The distance thingy....
I agree
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Ansley
Oh that's neat! The distance thingy....
I have seen some pretty big "Pop" shots...but 8 feet? Damn, just damn!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Another possible item to get would be silicone caulk. This could be done to seal the tubing into the dildo if you wanted. Honestly, I don’t know what to think about this idea. You can find caulk that is for use in food service locations so there is no concern about chemicals and what not once it is cured. I am just not sure if I want the tube to be permanently attached.
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Items you will need are pretty minimal. First you will need a syringe. I have a few of them left over from when the kids were babies; these are the kind that you use for giving them medicine. They are pretty cheap and come in different sizes. ... more
Syringes and tubing you say, I can get those at work, cough, cough
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Syringes and tubing you say, I can get those at work, cough, cough
lucky you! ; )
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Syringes and tubing you say, I can get those at work, cough, cough
Out of curiosity, can you get silicone tubing? Pretty hard to find UP here.
08/21/2012