This is so dumb, I feel stupid posting it, but here goes....


I went to a party the other day,
It really was quite dull.
Most of the time that I was there
conversation was at a lull

I tried to liven things up with a little dance
but it ended up quite dumb.
I danced around a table
and knocked over a vase of mums.

I went into the kitchen
and found myself a broom
I went back and swept up
the mums and the whole damn room.

Some one came and opened up
a box of chocolate covered bugs;
people began to chow down on them
as if they were free drugs!

All jazzed up on sugar,
someone found a ben-wa ball
and poked the lady next to me...
a fine time was had by all!