This is SERIOUSLY funny shit!

Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Ok so by now most of you have heard about something called the Screen Writers Club. You might know that we have a meeting a month but you don't have any time to devote to yet another activity.
Here's the thing though, the only 'assignments' for this club are you showing up and having a great time suggesting some wild ideas for dialogue! You know, some of the outrageous shit you hear right here in our own community.
The software we are using is XtraNormal and it's limited to 1 or 2 actors, static sets and no props. You cannot do walk-ins but I can tailor the dialogue to include anything we need. The characters can be either male or female and there are a variety of background sounds, character motions and camera angles.
Here are the videos we have already produced:
George W. and Thomas J. Talk About Prostate Massage
EdenFantasys Talks!
Looking For A Mentor

I am always looking for great situation ideas or dialogue, so if you want to simply email me your ideas then please do! Just send me a note on the site about your idea and I'd be thrilled to work with you to turn your vision into a great little movie. You can also simply post your ideas on the meeting forum and I'll add them to the mix of ideas.

We have free reign as long as we don't get too raunchy or involve inappropriate topics. This is a great community activity that takes very little work, it's a whole bunch of fun to see our ideas take shape and there's plenty of room for amazingly funny, touching, sweet and raunchy dialogue. Join us at our next meeting June 16, 2011 at 5 pm est and let's blow the doors off and let the world see what we are made of!
05/24/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I will definitely be at the next meeting. These videos are amazing so far!
05/24/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
These videos are wonderful! Can't wait to see more! Thanks
05/24/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Been loving them since the first.
I wish I could help out more with them.
05/24/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
These remind me of the geico commercials!

I wish I could help out more too. I haven't even been able to get back to the CEC or recent parties because I have so much on plate with school full time and my son. Between homework and my reviews/videos I don't even time for Pawn Stars on Facebook!

I will still enjoy watching these, and hopefully I can get in on some more group action soon!
05/24/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I think this new one is the funniest yet!
05/24/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
"I masturbate! Rock on!"

My paraphrasing, of course. But that's what she meant.
05/24/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
*shameless bump*
05/26/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Here's the newest one from EdenLit: Too much of a good thing

Share it with your friends on FB! Tweet it! Digg it! Tattoo it on your forehead *no, don't!
05/26/2011
Contributor: newlady newlady
Those are awesome!
Thanks for the laughs...
05/26/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Hahaha, I didn't know about this club, but it's an awesome concept. I really like this. I'll try to come up with something.
05/26/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the newest one from EdenLit: Too much of a good thing

Share it with your friends on FB! Tweet it! Digg it! Tattoo it on your forehead *no, don't!
Hahahaha! I think President Jefferson just told us he was sore because he wife gave it to him in the ass too hard. Hahahaha!
05/26/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here's the newest one from EdenLit: Too much of a good thing

Share it with your friends on FB! Tweet it! Digg it! Tattoo it on your forehead *no, don't!
OOOOH Forehead tatoos!
05/28/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hahahaha! I think President Jefferson just told us he was sore because he wife gave it to him in the ass too hard. Hahahaha!
Well someone who looks suspiciously like Thomas Jefferson and has a wife named Martha Jefferson just told us about his problems sitting through congressional sessions because of his new toy from EF....Feel free to draw your own conclusions!
05/28/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
~bump~ Shameless promotion!!
05/28/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Well someone who looks suspiciously like Thomas Jefferson and has a wife named Martha Jefferson just told us about his problems sitting through congressional sessions because of his new toy from EF....Feel free to draw your own conclusions!
Pretty hilarious character design, I must say!
05/28/2011