Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, November 2nd @8pm : 1yr Anniversary - It's all about YOU and PORN - PORN and YOU!

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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, November 2nd @8pm : 1yr Anniversary - It's all about YOU and PORN - PORN and YOU!

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Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by FaerieLove
Fake boobs are so unappealing. I do not understand how they ever got so popular they look like huge rocks under skin.
I call them torpedoes. LOL
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Actually I don't think I'd mind if they flinched or asked the partner to stop once in a while - just like in real life.
I wish they would make girls take and make it like it was someone they were fucking rather than fake the whole thing.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
What I hate in porn:

-fake breasts
-women who wail in ecstasy at every action of their partner
-spitting, esp. spitting into someone's mouth
-impossible positions
-lack of lead-up to the sex
-tongue flicking during oral
Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
11/02/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Oh, cumfart cocktails, cumming in a glass mulitple partners and drinking it, and enough already with the step relatives!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I hate:

- plots
- scenes that don't belong
- too much foreplay
- too much talking
- short scenes
- bad camera work
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Oh, I hate, hate, hate baby talk!
uugggghhhh. this.
11/02/2011
Contributor: FaerieLove FaerieLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
I call them torpedoes. LOL
That actually seems very fitting. A metal like substance with skin pulled over it creating a lumpy unappealing mound of hard ew.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Oh, cumfart cocktails, cumming in a glass mulitple partners and drinking it, and enough already with the step relatives!
ewwww
11/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
I call them torpedoes. LOL
I don't think I would mind so much if they actually moved at all.
11/02/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
I agree that porn that flows well trumps porn for sex scenes only (in a movie with a supposed plot). Has anyone scene those artificial porns on SHowtime late at night (like bikini girls from outer space and guys in offices who fuck every woman who walks through the doors)? Plus, you never see anything except boobs. Everything else is hidden and we just imagine them having sex but it looks so fake you know he isn't penetratig. And of course no blow jobs, which are some of the best parts!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I'm not a fan of girls shoving odd things into their asses. Like I saw one yesterday where a chick shoved a foam football up her ass. I can't buy my kid another one now.
11/02/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Quote:
Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
I'm not a fan of girls shoving odd things into their asses. Like I saw one yesterday where a chick shoved a foam football up her ass. I can't buy my kid another one now.
LOL--but I can imagine your predicament!!
11/02/2011
Contributor: FaerieLove FaerieLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
I'm not a fan of girls shoving odd things into their asses. Like I saw one yesterday where a chick shoved a foam football up her ass. I can't buy my kid another one now.
Was it a NERF ball?
11/02/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
I'm not a fan of girls shoving odd things into their asses. Like I saw one yesterday where a chick shoved a foam football up her ass. I can't buy my kid another one now.
Yeah, or the road cone, try going through the construction zones after that one. My butt is clenched the whole time!
11/02/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Oh, cumfart cocktails, cumming in a glass mulitple partners and drinking it, and enough already with the step relatives!
I never saw a cumfart cocktail--ewwww.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I hate spitting, and I hate a lot of fake screaming.
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Ok, so having touched on what we all LOVE to see, I think it's time to turn it around and talk about what we all HATE to see in porn. What KIND of porn we hate, and what we consider just plain wrong
Excessive moaning/spitting is just so fake and unrealistic. Not interested in scat play at all or unsafe toy use. Any kind of rape roll playing is a big turn off as well as choking or pulling hair, if it is a BDSM scene I understand but not in regular sex.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by FaerieLove
Was it a NERF ball?
Yup it was a red and black spiral NERF footballs.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
OK, I have another list...

ASSNE... I'm sorry, I know most of us will have assne at some point or another, but when you are being paid thousands of dollars to show up for one day and be naked.... especially knowing this in advance, I think you should be able to avoid it, or at least make an effort to cover it up.

Really spaced out actresses, or guys - If the folks fucking look like they have been roofied or are wrecked on hard drugs.... it's a HUGE turn off for me. I don't want to feel like I am part of a REAL rape.

Bad Directing - if what you are directing comes out looking like a high school drama about relationships... I am SO out.

Bad lighting - Some lighting is absolutely NOT FLATTERING EVER... it doesn't add to anything it makes people look weird.

Bad sex - porn sex is supposed to be good, if I would get up and leave if I were being fucked like that... I am not going to appreciate having paid to watch it.
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Other things I don't like:

- The parade of positions (watch any Brad Armstrong movie to see what I mean. You can almost set your clock by it … 30 seconds missionary, 30 seconds reverse cowgirl, 30 seconds rear-entry, …)

- Overly long scenes. I typically like 12-16 minute scenes. Any longer and I fast forward.

- Threesomes where one of the performers is superfluous. I want all 3 to be into each other. So often one of them is ignored. (and in an MMF scene, the two guys are always trying to say ten feet away from each other, which makes the scene extra awkward)

- loud music during sex scenes
11/02/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by arewehavingfun?
I never saw a cumfart cocktail--ewwww.
Serious mood killer! WE took a break, put a different dvd in and started over. We ended up getting hysterical over the situation, though. It is pretty bad when my husband and I are just dying of illness and laughter over the same stuff. Love it though.
11/02/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
I think using animals in sexual context is just plain wrong. They are like tiny babies--the can't give you consent.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
OK, I have another list...

ASSNE... I'm sorry, I know most of us will have assne at some point or another, but when you are being paid thousands of dollars to show up for one day and be naked.... especially knowing this in advance, I think ... more
Assne is bad. those girls need to exfoliate more
11/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
OK, I have another list...

ASSNE... I'm sorry, I know most of us will have assne at some point or another, but when you are being paid thousands of dollars to show up for one day and be naked.... especially knowing this in advance, I think ... more
I'd add bad sound. I can't stand when the sound level fluctuates wildly, which happens way too often.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
I'm not a fan of girls shoving odd things into their asses. Like I saw one yesterday where a chick shoved a foam football up her ass. I can't buy my kid another one now.
I saw one where two girls were eating an ice cream drumstick out of each others asses. Now that's all I can picture when looking in ice cream bins....
11/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Assne is bad. those girls need to exfoliate more
Assne is only an issue now because of HD. I doubt we would see it otherwise.
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Oh, and I'm not fond of the cum shot at the end of every scene in most movies. Really, who does that?
11/02/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Music is nice, bad bad music ruins a movie.
11/02/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by tim1724
Other things I don't like:

- The parade of positions (watch any Brad Armstrong movie to see what I mean. You can almost set your clock by it … 30 seconds missionary, 30 seconds reverse cowgirl, 30 seconds rear-entry, …)

- Overly ... more
I call the position shift the sex olympics. Come on, if it is feeling good stay there! Normal people probably only do 1-4 positions anyway during a session.
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Assne is only an issue now because of HD. I doubt we would see it otherwise.
oh, I've seen it on plenty of pre-HD stuff
11/02/2011