#Eden-O-lympics - Let the Games Begin!

LOL! What a fun idea. The idea that sprang immediately to my mind is a sexed up version of equestrian vaulting. If you don't know what that is, it is basically performing acrobatic routines on top of a cantering horse. There is solo vaulting, pairs vaulting and team vaulting. Sadly, vaulting is not actually an Olympic event, yet. However, there are petitions in place to add it to the Olympics. So for this thought experiment, let's pretend that it is already an Olympic sport.

So... imagine the solo vaulting competitors getting themselves off in the most athletic and artistic ways possible. Pair vaulting could be either same sex or opposite sex couples, and you can imagine all the different positions that they could employ throughout their routine. Team vaulting? Oh the possibilities!

Scoring would be based on athleticism, endurance and artistry. Oh what I wouldn't give to actually be a spectator (or even better, a judge) for such an event. less

Weightlifting would involve weights attached to a Kegelcisor.

Instead of the shotput, see how far a woman could shoot out a ping pong ball from your orifice of choice. Similarly, have competitions for the farthest ejaculation and squirting.

If you like running, hold the relay races with the batons held anally and passed anally from runner to runner.

Of course, wrestling would be naked and have the loser fucked by the winner but kink.com already does that. less

Weightlifting would involve weights attached to a Kegelcisor.

Instead of the shotput, see how far a woman could shoot out a ping pong ball from your orifice of choice. Similarly, have competitions for the farthest ejaculation and squirting.

If you like running, hold the relay races with the batons held anally and passed anally from runner to runner.

Of course, wrestling would be naked and have the loser fucked by the winner but kink.com already does that. less

Well now, we certainly need an Fencing event. Of course Carrie Ann would be the judge as we would use cherry scented double dongs as the weapon of choice. I think this game would be played while laying on our backs and the object would be to stab your opponent in an orifice while defending your own orifice. less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less

Oh crap... I'm bad at sports. Hmmmm... What's something I could win at?
We could have some kind of endurance competition? Like, longest marathon session of masturbation (for solo players) and/or sex (for the couples or group side of it)! Extra points for positions, technique, number of orgasms, creative use of 'equipment', etc.? Penalties for trying to cheat by loss of enthusiasm, any attempt to fake it, and boring O-faces. Or for the solo side, last person to collapse in exhaustion wins? less

Sounds pretty brutal, if I recall correctly that dong wasn't anything to sneeze at.

Oh, silly us! What if stripping were an Olympic event? I've heard chatter about it in the past and can't say that I agree with it being added officially, but there are other competitions that shouldn't be Olympic events, why not go for broke with a pole dancing competition? less

Vertical Bar??? Why not, it takes a tremendous amount of strength and I am sure many people would watch.

How about couples gymnastics. Couples would preform different acrobatics while keeping the PIV or PIA. Points for various moves could be added according to difficulty and subtracted for slipping out and early ejaculation. Bonus points could be added for simultaneous orgasm at the end of the routine. less