Oh so many possibilities. One event that would definitely be featured is the fist-a-thon though! A very popular event at a BDSM fetish weekend i attended. Contestants recline on tables while others line up with gloves and lube to fist the contestants. Whichever contestant takes the most fists in the allotted time wins the gold medal! I also read about a competition for who could fit the most marbles into their vagina.
#Eden-O-lympics - Let the Games Begin!
08/10/2012
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I didn't read through all of the replies, so this may have been said before. However, I think a skydiving orgy would be an excellent addition to these theoretical Sexual Olympics. There would be points given for difficulty of sexual positioning in freefall and orgasms achieved, deductions for beginning penetration before the jump, that sort of thing.
Originally posted by
Ansley
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
08/10/2012
I would take male gymnsists alot more seriously if they were naked...or porn stars...
08/10/2012
The Calla looks pretty.
08/11/2012
How about a mutual masturbation relay? 4x100m. Get your teammate off then run..
08/11/2012
This looks like a great giveaway to really spark the community at Eden!
08/11/2012
I'd like to see some synchronised diving where the guys makeout mid-air on the way down.
08/11/2012
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I will be back with my idea, had to read up and some of these sound super fun.
Originally posted by
Ansley
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
08/11/2012
I think the balance beam would be a good place to have sexual olympics. Solo or partner on a beam? One would have to be in good physical shape to pull this off.
08/11/2012
Naturally, pole dancing. Because it's AWESOME. It's like gymnastics, only a little more terrifying (YouTube some Chinese pole dancing teams. They. Are. SCARY.).
We'd need physical activities-- farther, faster, better, etc.
**The "Cum shot" (distance)
**Speed Wank (how fast you get off; male division as well as female)
**Kegel lifting (how much weight can your kegels keep in place? Bend down, clamp PCs around a weight, stand up, then move to the next weight)...
**A competitive form of Twister, only you're attached at the groin to your partner. First pair to fall over loses.
Idea stolen from kbtoys, by synchronized sex. Because that would be AWESOME.
We'd need physical activities-- farther, faster, better, etc.
**The "Cum shot" (distance)
**Speed Wank (how fast you get off; male division as well as female)
**Kegel lifting (how much weight can your kegels keep in place? Bend down, clamp PCs around a weight, stand up, then move to the next weight)...
**A competitive form of Twister, only you're attached at the groin to your partner. First pair to fall over loses.
Idea stolen from kbtoys, by synchronized sex. Because that would be AWESOME.
08/11/2012
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Definitely.
Originally posted by
dv8
I'd be wary of any equestrian events in a sexual olympics.
But then again, there ARE people out there who are "hung like a horse".
08/11/2012
This is an awesome idea! I'm putting my thinking cap on...
08/11/2012
eden is so good to us!!
08/11/2012
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I agree!
Originally posted by
kbtoys
Love the ideas of pole dancing and syncronized sex. There definitely needs to be something involving gymnastics. So many possibilities :-P
08/12/2012
Hopefully pole dancing. I honestly think it should be considered a regular sport anyway. Those dancers have got to be strong as hell!
08/12/2012
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Nice!
Originally posted by
Kittybit
How about a mutual masturbation relay? 4x100m. Get your teammate off then run..
08/12/2012
How about naked water polo in a pool full of lube?
08/12/2012
Pole dancing! And squirting/ejaculation competitions! Definitely a competition to see who can last the longest without finishing. This is one Olympics game I would watch.
08/12/2012
dconk
Any kind of relay involving the men's relay swim team... Fastest gang bang, per se.
08/12/2012
mmm love the ideas and it sounds like a whole lot of fun
08/12/2012
Oh gosh, these are hilarious I don't even know where I'd start. I agree with the pole dancing. Maybe Rhythmic Gymnastics could turn into Rhythmic Gymnasties?
08/12/2012
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What an idea.. Talk about bring put the perv in me.. Well here's a cluple thoughts for events..
Originally posted by
Ansley
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
Instead of a marathon running.. You could have a contest where during a 12 or 24hr period guys would compete to who could cum the most times and the most amount cumlative.. Instead of just sex.. This would be done while they were taking big fat dildos in their asses either worn in a harness by their teamate.. Or perhaps a sybian style machine..
Then instead of gymnastics.. You would have partners put on a "gymnastic" style display of fucking where they would compete for style and creativity in positions..
Have some toy assisted masturbation sprints.. Losers would def have to drink cum..
Have a dick sucking contest where guys an girls could suck the "judges" cock and be scored on their oral abilities!
Have a contest where guys compete to get a girl off via oral.. Where the loser would have to suck the winners hard cock till they got a mouthful of cum.. Either just the guy or as a couple..
Hell i could go on for hours.. But there are a couple ideas
08/12/2012
minttea84
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Finally I sport I can do well at. I am going for the gold in biggest O, best blow job, and sexiest fantasy outfit.
Originally posted by
Ansley
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of ... more
The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less
08/12/2012
Instead of rhythmic gymnastics, there would be some pole dancing and lap dancing competitions. Lingerie would be a common uniform. I would want Emma Watson, Saoirse Ronan, Jennifer Lawrence, and Hartbeat (YouTube crush!) are the only people I can think of to be on my team at the moment, mainly because I would really like to see them on a pole. XD
08/12/2012