My G4 Big Boss is Possessed.

Contributor: null null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I supposed to do with this rogue vibrator? It won't stop!
09/15/2011
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Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Maybe some mechanism inside got stuck, return it and get a replacement.
09/15/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
LMAO - sorry I know that doesn't help at all, but it did make me laugh.
I'm guessing it has drained itself by now .....

I think I'd test it again to see if it turns on by itself after you recharge it. If it does it again then there's clearly something dodgy going on internally and I'd get a replacement.
09/16/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
The same thing happened with my Fun Factory Spring. I realized that I could get it to turn off immediately if I attached the charger. But eventually I had to just leave it running so the battery drained and it turned off. Then I sent it back for a replacement.
09/16/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
:S exocise it!
09/16/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
When vibrator's attack? LOL I'm sorry that just made my day picturing it. I agree with everyone else, send it back for a replacement.
09/16/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
Oh wow! that definitely should not happen. I agree with what others have said. You should definitely be able to get a replacement.
09/16/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I'm sorry to laugh, but it's an amusing image. Yes, definitely get that replaced, it's not supposed to do that!
09/16/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Haha, I just imagined putting it in the box and returning it while it was still vibrating! That was a funny image...the UPS guy comes and is like what the....But I imagine you'd let it fully drain before shipping

I'm sure you can get it replaced, it's definitely not supposed to that!
09/16/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I ... more
What am I supposed to do with this rogue vibrator? It won't stop!

Use it! Don't waste it. Then send it back.
09/16/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Perpetua
Haha, I just imagined putting it in the box and returning it while it was still vibrating! That was a funny image...the UPS guy comes and is like what the....But I imagine you'd let it fully drain before shipping

I'm sure you can get ... more
Now that's funny! lol!
09/16/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
A possessed vibrator. That's so amusing.

The Zini Deux didn't turn itself on but half the time it was super difficult to turn off. I've almost had to let that one run out.
09/16/2011
Contributor: null null
I let him die overnight between two pillows, it was only mildly creepy. I think mine lasted longer than it was supposed to too. Full power is supposed to last for ~30 minutes, but I think mine was on full and lasted ~90 minutes.
Anyways, emailing Fun Factory, hopefully I can return him soon.
09/16/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
I think this is often indicative of a circuit problem, as in when you put the batteries in backwards (although in your case, it is an internal problem). Send it back.
09/16/2011
Contributor: null null
I sent him off yesterday, I hate paying for shipping >.<
Hopefully he gets replaced quickly, and by a sane, non-demon-possessed version...
09/17/2011
Contributor: null null
Just got the replacement, big and orange
He works wonderfully, no craziness at all. They even sent a bottle of their massage oil for my trouble!
09/27/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Quote:
Originally posted by null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I ... more
Oh my! While this is a problem and I'm sorry this happened, thank you for the laugh. All I can imagine is the G4 rumbling off the table and onto the floor then chasing you around the room. I agree with Rossie, return it for a replacement.
09/29/2011
Contributor: Menarae Menarae
Same thing happened with a shipment of green Yooos at work. Just the green ones, not any other colour. Fun Factory must have gotten a bad batch of motors or something.
10/07/2011
Contributor: Allie417 Allie417
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
Maybe some mechanism inside got stuck, return it and get a replacement.
Can you imagine if the thing was still going when the postman picked it up out of the mail box? Oh my how to explain that one. Clearly it wouldn't be because the charge will eventually run out but man my poor postman would probably have a heart attack.
10/08/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by null
Just got the replacement, big and orange
He works wonderfully, no craziness at all. They even sent a bottle of their massage oil for my trouble!
Yay! All's well that end's well, even with possessed vibrators
10/08/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! Merci buttocks for the giggles!!!

My Tiger had the reverse problem It won't turn on anymore!!!!

Glad to hear you got yours replaced!!! AT least one way to look at it... if your first one was black and you decided you were not too keen on the colour... then you got the orange!!!

And a bottle of massage oil!!! Which scent?
01/01/2012
Contributor: null null
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Originally posted by Woman China
LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! Merci buttocks for the giggles!!!

My Tiger had the reverse problem It won't turn on anymore!!!!

Glad to hear you got yours replaced!!! AT least one way to look at it... if your first one was black and you decided ... more
I got the Aphrodisiac scent. It's a nice smell, but very strong.
01/03/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
it's calling to you. XD
02/26/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I ... more
OMG! That is creepy! I had a similar problem with my new Matryoshka yesterday! We tried everything and it would not turn off until we put it back on charger then it started working right. Try that?
02/26/2012
Contributor: null null
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
OMG! That is creepy! I had a similar problem with my new Matryoshka yesterday! We tried everything and it would not turn off until we put it back on charger then it started working right. Try that?
Yeah, that's supposed to be the fail-safe, but it didn't do anything.
02/27/2012
Contributor: biancajames biancajames
I have the opposite problem- mine won't turn on! bah.
03/25/2012
Contributor: lustylusty lustylusty
i agree. ... dont waste it. then return it
03/26/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
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Originally posted by Love Perpetua
Haha, I just imagined putting it in the box and returning it while it was still vibrating! That was a funny image...the UPS guy comes and is like what the....But I imagine you'd let it fully drain before shipping

I'm sure you can get ... more
LOL I was imagining a vibrating box too.
05/03/2012
Contributor: Sweetnative Sweetnative
Lol its possessed
11/29/2012
Contributor: DomonCoshu DomonCoshu
Lol just use it haha many hours of fun.
11/29/2012