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Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
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The Sexis Pulse: Coitus Interruptus Edition
143, baby! DUSL? Me, I'm FOL, IAYM, and I love to GNOC. Here's a K4Y--LMIRL sometime! WYCM? Don't be alarmed that I'm Q2C, NIFOC, and J/O because IWSN. I love your Kitty, so TDTM; S2R, gimme that PRON--IIT? IMEZRU? I love some 8, 420, and the occasional trip to the 1174. Maybe I'll CU there?

But first, lemme ask you one question: IF/IB?
05/22/2009
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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
And I'm all... WTF?
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
And I'm all... WTF?
Same. I hate netspeak. Me and my boyfriend Griff are anal about punctuation even in texting.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
Oh heck that is TMI 4 me.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
rotf lmfao . DUSL? U Bet.

Fuckin' A.


That's impossible . I am so not a texter with abbreviations...
05/22/2009
Contributor: Viv Viv
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Originally posted by bodymodboy
Same. I hate netspeak. Me and my boyfriend Griff are anal about punctuation even in texting.
Amen to that.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Translation?

Sure, I send a naughty text or two but once you stop using real words, they're not hot to me anymore.
05/22/2009
Contributor: VelvetBound VelvetBound
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Translation?

Sure, I send a naughty text or two but once you stop using real words, they're not hot to me anymore.
Agreed!
05/22/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
When I want to sex somebody over text messages, I simply type:

"Nice ringtone, wanna fuck?"

Works every time.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I usually just send a pic of me with a toy and say "Hey, this could be you".
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
I am a little upset about the line regarding femskin; "Have you ever wanted to find out what it was like to be a sexual symbiote, and inhabit the skin of someone else? Well now you can—in FemSkin! Surprise your co-workers! Confuse your sexual partner! And, um...yeah. We want one."

Male to female transgender individuals are constantly picked on for somehow confusing their sex partner. A lot of times this is why they have been murdered (i.e: Gwen Arujo), and I feel that the line, though not intentionally offensive, is showing that there is a lot of cisgender focus still in the world. Somehow, transgender people are "deceiving" people.
05/22/2009
Contributor: DreamyLove DreamyLove
I don't abbreviate in my texts. I might try it sometime if I'm running out of room though.
05/22/2009
Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
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Originally posted by bodymodboy
I am a little upset about the line regarding femskin; "Have you ever wanted to find out what it was like to be a sexual symbiote, and inhabit the skin of someone else? Well now you can—in FemSkin! Surprise your co-workers! Confuse your sexual ... more
Um, the joke wasn't intended to poke fun at transgenders--hence the term 'symbiote'. The joke was aimed at the idea of wearing someone else's skin.

Sorry for the offense.

- Editor
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Guy
Um, the joke wasn't intended to poke fun at transgenders--hence the term 'symbiote'. The joke was aimed at the idea of wearing someone else's skin.

Sorry for the offense.

- Editor
Oh, I know, but the thing is, that company is geared towards MTF individuals. Like I said, I know it wasn't intentionally meant to be offensive, but it is cisgender privilege.
05/22/2009
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
When I want to sex somebody over text messages, I simply type:

"Nice ringtone, wanna fuck?"

Works every time.
LOL!!!! Can I borrow that one?
05/22/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
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Originally posted by removedacnt
LOL!!!! Can I borrow that one?
Lol! I can't believe I missed that! I totally want to steal that one too, now.

Way to go, Backseat Boohoo!
05/22/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by removedacnt
LOL!!!! Can I borrow that one?
Knock yourself out! It seriously works.
05/22/2009