My close girlfriend floored me with this story. While in many years of anal play we have never had an "accident" of any kind, apparently her husband was a minute into having anal with her, and when he went to flip her from missionary to doggy style, he pulled out and "out popped a very unexpected surprise".

She was "red faced embarrassed" but her husband, always the gentlemen, got up out of bed, said "don't even think of it", got some toilet tissue..picked it up, tossed it in the toilet and then came back to bed, grabbed her by the hand and said..."follow me". He took her to the shower, turned it on, put themselves BOTH in, where he lovingly washed her up back there...then, still IN the shower, he proceeded to...in her words, "really fuck the shit out of my butt".

She thought it was SO sexy, so Nasty, so amazing...and her husband (they have only been married about a year) was SO cool about it. She is gung ho for ANYTHING with this guy now.

Anyone else ever had an "accident" doing anal and if so, how was it handled by you, or your lover?