The Best Anal Lube: You won't believe it...

Contributor: HeartBelongsToDaddy HeartBelongsToDaddy
CRISCO.
Yes, the cooking shortening.
Slather that on yourself + your toy/man and you are good to go, no need to reapply at any time.
It is the BEST thing I've tried and I've tried quite a few.

The cons:
Some people might not like the feeling on literal grease on them.
Some people might not like the look of white stuff everywhere.

You have to try it!
11/21/2011
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Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Another few cons you forgot to mention are:

1. Crisco will degrade condoms
2. It will stain clothing and bedding.
11/22/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Yeast (a fungus) also loves to eat crisco. Yum.
11/22/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
pass
11/22/2011
Contributor: jg19 jg19
Not to mention all of those calories.
11/23/2011
Contributor: Jammin14580 Jammin14580
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Yeast (a fungus) also loves to eat crisco. Yum.
Yeast infections! In your ass!

Buy some lube.
12/03/2011