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Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
Quote:
Originally posted by Kim!
Ew, no. I do giggle like a child at it though.

However, I'll happily give video game head.
Video game head, yes! However, after one particular incident his com (headset, he plays PC games mostly) is now set to push to talk instead of kicking on when spoken into.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
I think it's funny how overwhelming negative the responses have been. I have to agree - a definite "No thanks!" from me.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Yoda Yoda
Even if this appealed to me, I'd be too embarrassed to ask. Gross.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Shaelote Shaelote
I can't even imagine a guy being turned on enough while pooping for this, let alone anyone willing to give him a BJ while he was doing it.

*shudders*
01/10/2011
Contributor: sexyeri sexyeri
My DH agrees, no thanks and he wouldn't want it
01/10/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
No, no, no. We have a closed door policy when it comes to poo.
01/11/2011
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Some of you may be familiar with the term 'blumpkin' - the act of performing oral sex on a man while he is going to the bathroom. It comes up in funny movies (Harold and Kumar) and on things like Howard Stern now and then. I think the name ... more
Definitely not.
01/23/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
Gross. Nope, my boyfriend and I have an "anything but poop or pee" rule. Although, everyone talking about video game head, what about conference call head? /raises hand
01/24/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
Noooo thank you!
01/24/2011
Contributor: lovehurts lovehurts
The way mt bf smell. I don't think so.
01/24/2011
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
This is actually a pretty big fantasy of mine. It's something I've wanted to try for a long time, though I have not been given the chance yet.
01/24/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
i dont think i could ever ask my wife to do that, or if i would want to ask
01/24/2011
Contributor: Free Free
I think it'd be a bit embarrassing for me as a guy. I'm private with those body functions already to the point where I don't like going if there are others around.
01/26/2011
Contributor: mama2007 mama2007
Quote:
Originally posted by mrs.mckrakn
this doesnt sound any kind of fun...i really dont wanna be in a room when someone is goin potty. public restrooms, hate em. shit is not a pleasant smell.
agreed!
01/27/2011
Contributor: Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
not for me
01/27/2011
Contributor: tits only tits only
NASTY!!!!
01/27/2011
Contributor: sixfootsex sixfootsex
Bathroom doors have locks for a reason.
02/03/2011
Contributor: Purpleladybug Purpleladybug
No way I could do it!!
02/05/2011
Contributor: vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
No. NO. Eugh!
02/07/2011
Contributor: EvaChangeN EvaChangeN
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
No. No. No. Nothing involving poop, thanks
I agree, no poop involved for me, thanks lol
02/07/2011
Contributor: newlady newlady
Nope, not for me! I would have huge, HUGE issues with the smell!!
lol
02/07/2011
Contributor: Mr.RightNow Mr.RightNow
nasty
02/09/2011
Contributor: Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
No feces, please...
02/09/2011
Contributor: vegan.guy vegan.guy
That sounds so bizzare. I've never heard of it and I'd never want to try it.
02/12/2011
Contributor: nicky51679 nicky51679
No thanks, think I will pass on this one.
02/18/2011
Contributor: Michelle Menace Michelle Menace
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
No. No. No. Nothing involving poop, thanks
LOL! I hear ya..
02/18/2011
Contributor: Eden C. Eden C.
I know a girl who refers to herself as the blumpkin queen and brags about doing this to guys.

I don't know. Since I'm with a ciswoman, the vulva may be a little too close to the poo for comfort.
03/02/2011
Contributor: Alyxx Alyxx
Quote:
Originally posted by Cadence
Oh god, I actually laughed when I read that. Sounds a bit like my boyfriend, but he prefers Xbox.
My ex would have probably told me to knock it off if I tried giving him head while he was playing Xbox. It was pretty much all he did when he wasn't working, and he'd completely ignore me when he was playing.
On the actual topic, that is nothing I would ever consider doing. Poop is one of my hard lines, and on top of that I would imagine the smell plus having something halfway down my throat would be too much for my gag reflex to handle. I don't think I would be able to not vomit. Oh, look at that, vomit, another one of my hard lines. No on sooo many levels.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Redman88 Redman88
I don't think sex and poo goes together.
03/08/2011
Contributor: lnf77 lnf77
I don't even like my wife in the bathroom when Im in there, so this is a definite No.
03/13/2011