If you are a straight male and you were stranded on a deserted island

If you are a straight male and you were stranded on a deserted island

Trillian Trillian
with another guy, after securing foof and shelter and realizing you would never get off the island how long would it take before you had sex (presupposing he was interested)?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
A month
3  (12%)
Six months
2  (8%)
One year
Can't even imagine, would only know if I was really in that situation
10  (42%)
Never, I would fashion something out of coconuts and palm leaves for my satisfaction
9  (38%)
Total votes: 24
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DexterStratton DexterStratton
Kiss of the Spider Woman. It's entirely contextual.
06/24/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Foof?
06/24/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I honestly do not know, I think the biggest problem would be the lack of lube. Can you imagine getting a anal tear and not having anything to treat it with?
06/24/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
lol. Wouldn't happen. My hand works just fine and the absence of women to have sex wouldn't alter the fact that I am not attracted to men or the male physique.
06/24/2011
RonLee RonLee
LOL! uh five minutes?
06/24/2011
married with children married with children
I do not think I would ever be interested in having sex with another guy.
06/25/2011
petslave73 petslave73
Quote:
Originally posted by Trillian
with another guy, after securing foof and shelter and realizing you would never get off the island how long would it take before you had sex (presupposing he was interested)?
I would make a boat and find the island of Amazons or die trying.
06/25/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I honestly do not know, I think the biggest problem would be the lack of lube. Can you imagine getting a anal tear and not having anything to treat it with?
Fish oil....just sayin'

You wouldn't know until it happened I guess...
06/25/2011
Istanbull Istanbull
Quote:
Originally posted by RonLee
LOL! uh five minutes?
Yeah, pretty much the same here.

...depending on how good looking he was. Peter North? Hell yeah! If he looked like any of the guys from Seinfield, umm then maybe after a few years... if ever.
06/27/2011
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Fish oil....just sayin'

You wouldn't know until it happened I guess...
There's also a specific kind of coral that emits a lubricant like substance. Bear says it's perfect for sunscreen purposes. It might work as lube.
06/27/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Fish oil....just sayin'

You wouldn't know until it happened I guess...
I'm thinking coconut oil would be preferable, thank you.
06/27/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I honestly do not know, I think the biggest problem would be the lack of lube. Can you imagine getting a anal tear and not having anything to treat it with?
You could always strike two stones together and start a fire
06/27/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
ha. i didnt vote, of course, because i'm female, but this thread made me crack up. quite inventive, trillian.

06/29/2011
ijako9 ijako9
Wouldn't touch a man
07/22/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Trillian
with another guy, after securing foof and shelter and realizing you would never get off the island how long would it take before you had sex (presupposing he was interested)?
Being stranded somewhere does not alter one's sexual orientation or drives. If you really have no interest in the same sex, you could be the last two people on the planet and it would not create an attraction that was simply not chemically, or physiologically there.
10/29/2011
Total posts: 16
Unique posters: 16