Talking dirty does not come naturally to me, and I often find myself either saying the same things over and over or struggling to say anything at all. I'm more successful, and my husband gets a kick out of, when I talk dirty in foreign language. Unfortunately, though I've studied a number of languages, bedroom talk is one of those things they never cover in class.

Anyone want to share some of their non-english sexy speak? I'm not looking for anything complicated, just simple phrases.

I'll start:

Spanish
¡tu pinga (OR tu verga) tan durita!
Your cock is so hard! less