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Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Have you named your penis, vagina, breasts, etc.? Has someone else named them for you? C'mon, spill it.


My wife calls my penis "Mr. Happy." I'd have preferred something more macho, but it is what it is. I've not named her vagina, but her breasts are Everest and K2.
02/04/2011
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
My wife calls my penis "wienie", and I call her vagina "Brat" and her clitoris "The neighbor". I know it's weird but it works.
02/04/2011
Contributor: Crash Crash
My girlfriend and I named my penis Frank when it's erect (especially when its for no reason, like I'm on the bus or some other awkward situation, like Frank has the mind of a creepy old man or something) and Franklin when its limp/innocent. Franklin the turtle who gets doted upon, and Frank the creepy old man who gets scolded.

We haven't found a name for any of her body parts yet.
02/04/2011
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
My vagina is "Trouble," because everyone wants to get in Trouble.

My breasts are simply "Leftie" and "Rightie".
02/04/2011
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Have you named your penis, vagina, breasts, etc.? Has someone else named them for you? C'mon, spill it.


My wife calls my penis "Mr. Happy." I'd have preferred something more macho, but it is what it is. I've not ... more
Mongoose and Platypus...
02/04/2011
Contributor: Yoda Yoda
We usually refer to mine as "the guys".
02/05/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
"Boyfriend" is what I have been calling his penis, lately. Since he has been away, I have been teasing my husband that I miss it when my "boyfriend" comes over to play. He usually will then text me a picture of his dick. It is corny, but it makes for some nice sexting.
02/05/2011
Contributor: StrawberryEve StrawberryEve
Yeah, my breasts got nicknamed Bonnie and Clyde. I have no idea why criminals were the first thing that came to the namer's mind, but I don't think I want to know.
02/05/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
Haha, NO!
02/05/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Nope!
02/05/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
Not that I know of...
02/05/2011
Contributor: Nikoli Nikoli
Teddy
02/05/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Nope, no names here
02/05/2011
Contributor: Miss Jenn Miss Jenn
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Have you named your penis, vagina, breasts, etc.? Has someone else named them for you? C'mon, spill it.


My wife calls my penis "Mr. Happy." I'd have preferred something more macho, but it is what it is. I've not ... more
Not the vagina or his dick --- but ive just recently named my boobs The Wonder Twins. LOL He liked it, and I think its funny as hell! But hey, DDDs should be named. Especially when natural lol
02/07/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
Nope!
02/08/2011