Embarrassing sex moments! Everyone has one!

Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Sex is grand, sex is hot, sex is lusty. Sex can also be comedy!! Anyone want to reveal some of their funny moments! I like a little light heartedness in the bedroom sometimes. I think if you can laugh with your partner during sexual ,mishaps you develop an even deeper trust and bond.

I was trying to be sexy and demonstrate a new vibrator for my man. I stood up on the bed in my full (slippery) body stocking so I could show him from up above him. I was too close to the edge of the bed, my slippery stocking started to slide and I tried to catch myself. Instead I did a full split off the bed on to the floor and then hit my head on our TV stand! Ripped the body stocking in the process! It wasn't crotchless when I started and now it is!!
07/08/2011
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Contributor: married with children married with children
ouch, that could have been really bad.
07/09/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Gottcha beat! i was about 8months pregnant and we was just getting ready to have sex so he was going down on me and i put my legs up as good as i could being that pregnant and he made me laugh cant remember about what and i farted right in his face! we both laughed it off and tell people about it. it really was embarrassing but hilarious at the same time!
07/09/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
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Originally posted by Beck
Gottcha beat! i was about 8months pregnant and we was just getting ready to have sex so he was going down on me and i put my legs up as good as i could being that pregnant and he made me laugh cant remember about what and i farted right in his face! ... more
Hahahaha! Thats funny!
07/09/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
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Originally posted by married with children
ouch, that could have been really bad.
All was well! No permanent damage done, just my sexy ego took the hit for the moment!
07/09/2011