Embarrassment due to forgetting a toy

Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
We had something funny happen a couple of weeks ago. Keep in mind we have been married almost 24 years and are in our late 40's. We went to the family lake house with some family members. We took a couple of toys with us. We left before my wife's mom did and she did a walk through and found one of the toys under the bed. Fortunately, it was inside the satiny toy bag it came with (Jimmyjane Form 2). My mother-in-law then called my wife to say she had found this bag "thing". My wife told her "please do not open that bag, mom". Her mom replied "I'm not, it looked like it might be some kind of sexy thing and I don't want to know." My mother in law then came by our house a few days later and left the bag just sitting on our kitchen counter. We had a good laugh later and were really glad the Form 2 was in the bag. Anyone else have any "oops I left that out" moments?
06/20/2011
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Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
We have had a few oops moments:

1. When my younger brother lived with us for awhile, he was the one who had an oops moment. Wife got up to start getting ready in the morning, and all the sudden she is calling for me kinda laughing. I walk into the bathroom and in the sink was my brothers fleshlight he forgot after he cleaned it. Had to call him upstairs to come get it.

2. When we moved 7-8 years ago into our house, my brother and brother in law were a little nosey opening boxes to see what was in them and opened the box full for sex toys.
06/20/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
I did an article for edencafe on our 13 year old digging thru a drawer and walking in the living room with my Flash Flapper lit up and rotating asking what it was....I almost died!!!
06/20/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
kids finding anal beads, bouncing dildos, etc... nothing with parental units or friends, thankfully.

However, we do have a friend who visits frequently and I almost always have something on my desk at night to review (or better yet, to THINK about reviewing). If his wife weren't an edenite, I'd be more discreet. Luckily, he's all too aware of my side job.
06/20/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
so far just my son asking what my paddle and BonBon were. He suggested things they could be and we just went along with it, the BonBon is officially mommys new foot stool now.
06/20/2011
Contributor: deletedacct deletedacct
I've left toys in the bathroom that i was cleaning, ha ha..oops.
06/20/2011
Contributor: TameTemptress TameTemptress
So far I've been very careful, but I'm sure it's coming! I forget everything else, I'm bound to forget to put something away one of these days.
06/20/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by newfoundlust
We had something funny happen a couple of weeks ago. Keep in mind we have been married almost 24 years and are in our late 40's. We went to the family lake house with some family members. We took a couple of toys with us. We left before my ... more
We left our whole bag of toys at a Best Western once. We asked them to send it to us (assuming they'd just put the whole lot in a box and not even look). They called to say they couldn't send it to our PO box, so I went to pick it up. They had taken EVERY LAST TOY out of the bag and packed it nicely in a box. I was mortified because they had obviously looked through all of them and certainly had a good laugh. We won't be going back to THAT hotel. lol
06/20/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
OMG these are hilarious stories! I have been so careful so far. Though last time I was house and animal sitting for some friends for a week, I took my toy bag with me, and was so worried I'd leave something behind out there. I had nightmares about it even after I was safely back home with all my toys in my possession.
06/21/2011
Contributor: curmudgeoncat curmudgeoncat
Whenever I leave my toys out, it's usually my friends or family that feel awkward since I'm not easily embarrassed. *shrug*
06/21/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Yea my sex toys tend to get left on my bed and scattered around my room at times. ha. I don't have a problem if anyone sees them really.
06/21/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
Haven't forgotten a toy anywhere, but I got one better; A friend of mine was reaching down the side of my bed to grab something that had fallen & accidentally grabbed my Techno Rabbit & it went off on her. I could have turned 5 shades of pink, but I had to laugh my ass off.
06/21/2011
Contributor: Kiwidragon Kiwidragon
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Originally posted by daniel and frances
We left our whole bag of toys at a Best Western once. We asked them to send it to us (assuming they'd just put the whole lot in a box and not even look). They called to say they couldn't send it to our PO box, so I went to pick it up. They ... more
Now that would be mortifying! I think I could handle it if my in-laws came across a toy, which could very well happen since I haven't figured out how to secure my toy drawer and my toddler is into absolutely everything and is figuring out how to open doors. But a bunch of strangers.. no thanks! Actually, I think I'd take strangers over my mother and/or sister.
06/21/2011
Contributor: Gallowraven Gallowraven
Usually the lube gets left out where everyone can see. once it even got left in the livingroom. occasionally toys get left on my nightstand, or in the bathroom sink waiting to be washed. but just about everyone we know is aware that I am quite into sex, with myself, and with my hubby, so they don't pay much attention to it anymore.
06/21/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
These are all great stories, thanks for sharing. We also routinely leave lube out, and the bathroom sink does occasionally get a straggler sitting on it. Sooner or later it is going to happen to all of us.
06/21/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by newfoundlust
We had something funny happen a couple of weeks ago. Keep in mind we have been married almost 24 years and are in our late 40's. We went to the family lake house with some family members. We took a couple of toys with us. We left before my ... more
Oh, certainly. Our "adult play room" turns into our guest bedroom, when we have "out of towners". We are very careful to put all our "stuff" back in our bedroom when expecting guests. However, our DOG had different ideas, and apparently had created a stash of slightly chewed vibrators under the bed (I wondered where that great purple rabbit vibe had gone!?!). When the in-laws came over, apparently THEY found them, and my mother in law (a COOOOL lady) whispered in my ear (I picked up some of your "goodies" and put them up in the closet...I think the dog took them). Better yet...she followed up with (this is a SEVENTY YEAR OLD WOMAN, I will add)..."I don't know where you buy these things, but if you want a REALLY good price and great selection, you need to check out the XYZ catalog!!!!! She then smiled and walked away!!!! SOOOOOOOO....dare I say, your Mother in Law MAY be playing "coy" (I't looked like a sexy thing...oh my)...but in fact, she is probably on here now buying some goodies. We are all human, you know!!!!
06/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
This didn't happen to me, but to a friend of mine. She had a high quality silicone vibrator, it was new and she had washed it, and (I think) put in on the bed to dry before putting it away.

She also had a teething crawling baby.

She was in the other room and heard a low pitched "PRRRRRRRRRRR" noise coming from the bedroom and heard the baby humming. She walked into the bedroom to see the baby sitting on the floor, with the vibrator clamped between her gums, on full speed, vibrating her teething woes away!

My friend said she just stood there not sure what she should do for a second. When she took the vibrator from the baby, the baby cried very hard. I guess the cool silicone and the vibrations were good for her swollen gums. Poor baby. She and her husband had a good laugh about it later.
06/21/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
This didn't happen to me, but to a friend of mine. She had a high quality silicone vibrator, it was new and she had washed it, and (I think) put in on the bed to dry before putting it away.

She also had a teething crawling baby. ... more
Lolol, I guess that fits with babies chewing on bumble balls
06/21/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by newfoundlust
We had something funny happen a couple of weeks ago. Keep in mind we have been married almost 24 years and are in our late 40's. We went to the family lake house with some family members. We took a couple of toys with us. We left before my ... more
Lol - next time you'll need a check list to make sure everyone is accounted for when leaving....hehehe.
Might have been worse - it could have been left at the lake house.
I cracked up at "I'm not, it looked like it might be some kind of sexy thing and I don't want to know." Lol.
06/21/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
This didn't happen to me, but to a friend of mine. She had a high quality silicone vibrator, it was new and she had washed it, and (I think) put in on the bed to dry before putting it away.

She also had a teething crawling baby. ... more
Hmmmm, tips for future parents trying to sooth their bubs teething woes....hehe.
06/21/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
This didn't happen to me, but to a friend of mine. She had a high quality silicone vibrator, it was new and she had washed it, and (I think) put in on the bed to dry before putting it away.

She also had a teething crawling baby. ... more
And a possible wonderfully embarrassing story to tell them later
06/21/2011
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
Nothin embarrasing but a friend of my husbands stayed wit us a few weeks. And for some reason he felt it was ok to come in and out of our bedroom. Drove me crazy! Our swing is up, he has some toys, I have mine out at time so I remember to wash em. sooooooo happy hes gone and for so many reasons
06/21/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
And a possible wonderfully embarrassing story to tell them later
Perhaps we have a whole new line of retail sales about to open up: Combination toys for parents and their babies: Mom gets off and baby gets the sore gums vibrated and soothed!
06/21/2011
Contributor: dezzydezire dezzydezire
I was in my t.v. room and had just finished opening my new shipment from Edenfantasy and had everything laid out. I was in the process of sorting out the toys my hubby asked me to send him as hes on deployment in japan as my sister-in-law walks thru the door to ask if she can borrow our clippers. Oops. She saw the pile and turned blood red and walked out and knocked. I wanted to melt into the floor! At least it was all in the packaging still and she will knock when she comes over for now on! LOL
06/21/2011
Contributor: oohlookasquirrel oohlookasquirrel
When I was home from college, maybe 20 years old, I might have left a glow-in-the-dark vibrator, green with a realistic shape, lying out on the top bunk of my bed in my childhood bedroom. I don't know if it was seen, but it's certainly possible that it was. THAT was embarrassing.

I also left a book of erotica under my pillow within the last year or two when I was home visiting, and my parents did find that one when they were changing the sheets (after one night? really?). My dad laughed as he gave it back to me, but I shrugged it off because really, who cares? It was pretty classy looking, one of the Violet Blue ones, and I don't see why I should be embarrassed about it.

Now, I'm pretty careful about putting clean toys away, and wrapping using ones in an old t-shirt if I'm not going to clean up right away. My cats are nosy, and I don't want any fang marks in my nice silicone toys!
06/21/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Got my first rabbit when I was 18 and always kept it under my pillow, that is until one of my guy friends came over and found it. That was awkward but our friendship didn't really change.
06/22/2011
Contributor: sassyNsensual sassyNsensual
I was living with a roommate and we shared a bathroom. I was in the bathroom cleaning my G-Ki and realized I forgot my lint free cloth in my room. I ran to go get it and my phone rang. I totally forgot to go get it.....and my roommate found it. We had a good laugh, but I don't think it really made anything awkward.
07/02/2011
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I solve this problem by not worrying about hiding my toys.

I think the most embarrassing occasion for me was when my first toy purchase arrived in the mail about 10 years ago. It was a fairly large envelope stuffed with 5-6 toys and it happened to be sitting in the mailbox when my Dad came over. He brought it in, and was curious what was inside. I didn't tell him exactly what was inside, and thankfully he stopped asking when I told him it was "woman's things".
07/02/2011
Contributor: Holly Hox Holly Hox
I got a box of goodies from EF one day while my inlaws (VERY conservative and straight laced) and others were over at our house. My father in law brought it in. They all asked me what "web merchants" is and what was in the box. Thankfully it was about 8 weeks till Christmas and our son was in the room so I just said it was a gift for him I ordered online.

That's the extent of mine.
01/04/2012
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I do adult toy parties in addition to having a vast collection of personal items. My best friend stopped by one day and came up to my room...I wasn't that worried about him bim being in there. I didn't realize that he also had his brother with him. His brother walked in and there were toys everywhere, as I was organizing my kit for work. Little awkward.
01/04/2012