Have you ever farted during sex?

Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Yep even during a blowjob, it's kinda hard to control your muscles down there when someone is stimulating you
08/29/2011
Contributor: caligaliber caligaliber
I guess i haven't actually farted during sex unless you call air escaping during anal.
08/29/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
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Originally posted by DeliciousDrip
pussy farts not butt farts . haha
yep me too.
11/06/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Oh thank God no! Lol. I'm a shy person so I would get highly embarrassed! Hell, I might even cry! Bahaha. JK I wouldn't cry, but I'd certainly be tense and freaked! Now that I think about it, if it ever did happen I might try to pass it off as a cooter poot! Ha. Wonder if that'd work? Cooter poots do sound a lot similar sometimes!
11/06/2011
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
It's happened a few times for both of us. Bodies do weird things sometimes. we laugh and keep going.
11/06/2011
Contributor: Epicurean Epicurean
One of my favorite stories from an ex-boyfriend: One night, we had really intense, amazing, lovemaking-type sex. He comes. We look deep into each others' eyes. He pulls out and I hear a noise. It was pretty loud and I assumed it could only be me queefing, so I said "Oh sorry". He says "It's ok."

About 3 months later, he tells me he has something to confess, which is when he pulled out that time, he actually ripped ass and was really embarrassed, but when I thought it was me queefing, he decided to let me take the fall. hahah.
11/06/2011
Contributor: Juice1 Juice1
We both have and both laugh about it. There are so many other farting noises that can occur during sex who cares as long as you're having fun.
11/21/2011
Contributor: GonetoLovehoney GonetoLovehoney
It happened a couple times, mostly when they were getting rough or there was anal previously. We just shrug/laugh it off and continue. Once we didn't even stop, but we were both buzzed. XD
11/21/2011
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I have with my ex husband and my ex from a few months ago but I wasn't mortified or anything cause we had been together long enough that we let farts just go no matter what. Now, I was with a new guy an he was eating me out an I had to cum, I didn't feel air bubbles or the urge to fart but when I pushed to cum one snuck out I was mortified and embarrassed as hell, he said nothing an kept going.
10/06/2012
Contributor: Augustxsins Augustxsins
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Originally posted by Beck
Ok so I was 8months pregnant and was huge. I was laying down with my legs up and he was just coming down to give me oral,he said something funny. I laughed and farted. Still to this day it is funny as hell. We continued after we got over the laugh. I ... more
That's hilarious!
10/06/2012
Contributor: Augustxsins Augustxsins
Thankfully, no! I would be SUPER embarrassed if that happened!
10/06/2012
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
nope.
10/07/2012
Contributor: Deeder Deeder
All the time. (More than my husband, even.)
10/07/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by IslandGoddess
Lol the question says it all
I haven't. It would kill the mood for me if he did.
10/07/2012
Contributor: Zandrock Zandrock
I have not
10/09/2012
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
Yep. It's happened
10/13/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Actually, now that I think of it...I have not. Surprising!
10/13/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Yes, both farts, and once I got it in the face while giving my husband a blow job. It was quite funny and awful, it happened a long time ago but I still bring it up!!
10/13/2012
Contributor: tiniest bird tiniest bird
I only just barely managed to keep from farting while receiving oral, once
10/13/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
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Originally posted by LaLaLouise
I'm actually a pretty gassy person and my bf and I fart in front of each other all the time. So I'm honestly surprised that I haven't. I guess my body just sees that I'm busy and saves it for later, haha.
lol
10/14/2012
Contributor: Supervixen Supervixen
Well, he was pumping too hard during anal...of course that's going to happen!

He acted like nothing happened, bless him. But next time, I'm going to have to say, "Okay, dear, I love it when we do this, but please...don't pump air into me, because it's got to come out one way or another...deal?"
10/15/2012
Contributor: KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
I have but no loudly
12/14/2012