What house-hold objects have you used as sex toys???

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
I used a have a pearl handled comb that was a really nice "pre sex toy era" sex toy for me!!!! Long and smooth and nicely rounded handle. I miss that brush.

In later years we played with everything from a turkey baster "dripping on caramel" to a plastic funnel, in sex play.

SO...what house-hold objects have YOU used in your play time??? Please share what they were used for, if you wish.
09/21/2011
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Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
When I was in high school I fashioned a makeshift vibrator using an electric knife, a sharpie, some aluminum foil, and a shaving gel can top.
09/21/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
It was years ago when a small vase with lots of ridges on its neck caught my fancy, but I've only used it twice, I've decided to go for real toys instead.
09/21/2011
Contributor: mandiegk mandiegk
When I was in high school I used the handles of my makeup brushes. They were the only insertable objects in my room that wouldn't have been incredibly dangerous.
09/21/2011
Contributor: cocomo cocomo
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
I used a have a pearl handled comb that was a really nice "pre sex toy era" sex toy for me!!!! Long and smooth and nicely rounded handle. I miss that brush.

In later years we played with everything from a turkey baster "dripping ... more
bananas and a cucumber
09/21/2011
Contributor: cocomo cocomo
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
It was years ago when a small vase with lots of ridges on its neck caught my fancy, but I've only used it twice, I've decided to go for real toys instead.
omg i thought i was the only one
09/21/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Electric toothbrush. I know, lame.

Actually, I might have used a perfume bottle as a dildo, but no idea what happened to it, haha.
09/21/2011
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Electric toothbrush, handles of things, sharpies, razor handles, and I'm sure there were other things used as well...
09/22/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
The handle of a skipping rope. And an orange. The latter I would strenuously not recommend, if you've a small wound on your penis.
09/22/2011
Contributor: EJ EJ
Retired markers and highliters, and a long narrow perfume bottle.
09/26/2011