What was your worst bedroom blooper ever?

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
We were having a great sex romp in our apartment years ago. NO window shades, but we were on the second floor and lights were out, so it didn't matter....TILL...in the heat of passion, when I was reaching for some lube, I hit the CEILING FAN REMOTE, which was on the nightstand, thus turning on the lights..BRIGHT lights, on the ceiling fan. Our apartment overlooked the complex's pool, where there was about twenty people doing a nice, social night swim. I don't know how many of them got a "show" for those few seconds till I flicked the light off...but thankfully it was an "Adults Only" apartment complex!!!

What was YOUR worst bedroom blooper?
03/09/2012
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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Mine wasn't that bad...

My worst, that I can remember, was during the "big finish", two squirts went up her nose.
03/09/2012