Illegal Sex toy states?

Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
That's why I don't want to live in some southern states, I like to carry some discreet toys to play in public, when nobody is noticing or watching besides my BF!
12/04/2011
Contributor: Nympho88 Nympho88
It blows my mind that there are laws like this... I see no harm or shame in sex toys. As long as you dont just pull one out and start using it in the middle of Wal-Mart, I dont see a problem. SMH
01/26/2012
Contributor: lemony lemony
Wow, what ridiculous laws.
01/29/2012
Contributor: MAy86 MAy86
Most states now it is legal to own a handgun and have it on you. But in some states you cant have a dildo what kind of craziness is that!
01/30/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by MAy86
Most states now it is legal to own a handgun and have it on you. But in some states you cant have a dildo what kind of craziness is that!
I guess the thought is, "Guns don't kill people, sex toys do."
01/30/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by xgreatlovex
are there still states where sex toys are "illegal"?
Another dumb law that isn't enforced, yet nobody has bothered to get rid of.
01/31/2012
Contributor: MAy86 MAy86
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I guess the thought is, "Guns don't kill people, sex toys do."
That must be it! LOL
02/11/2012
Contributor: Jensen Jensen
This has been the funniest thread I've read all week.

I can't even contribute an opinion on the matter besides that because I was laughing too hard to research.
02/15/2012
Contributor: lokoum lokoum
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Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Wow. How do the brick-and-mortar sex toy stores remain open without having their stock confiscated and/or the owners and workers being arrested and prosecuted? What a ridiculous law!
I think sex toys are sold as "novelty items", which is alright because of a loophole in the idiotic piece of legislation.

I am sooooo happy I left Texas for Canada
02/19/2012
Contributor: tiggle biddies tiggle biddies
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Originally posted by xgreatlovex
are there still states where sex toys are "illegal"?
really?! that sounds crazy to me
03/16/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Illusional
I live in Texas, but I don't flash my dildos around so I don't know how strict the police are, lol.
lmao. i just pictured you flashing dildos around. too much cute.
03/16/2012
Contributor: Raizer911 Raizer911
Damn Alabama sucks.
05/09/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I hope not!
05/20/2012
Contributor: xilliannax xilliannax
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Originally posted by *HisMrs*
Haha. I live in Texas as well don't think that law is enforced.. If it were, I'd be screwed! Maybe Illusional and I could evade the cops together!
You guys can hide at my place in Cali ^_^
05/21/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Thank you for asking this, I was curious too.
05/21/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Reminds me of the news not to long ago. Some chick hit the cop in the head with a dildo. He was not too happy about that one.
05/21/2012
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
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Originally posted by Illusional
I'd hate to be on the news for that.
Just being arrested and be like "HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE MY LELO MAN, MY FUCKING LELO. FUCKING PIGS!"

You guys would understand, lol.
LMAO!!!!
09/04/2012
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
I did a post about a drive-thru adult store and found out that in Alabama it's apparently illegal to sell sex toys without a "medical" reason. Weirdos in denial.

And yes, Illusional! Run, baby, run! Hide out in a building and ... more
i would have to get a medical note than. no way i'm going without my toys! *straps on a backup
09/04/2012
Contributor: Kiwi Green Kiwi Green
get with the times law
09/27/2012
Contributor: Absinthe Absinthe
I'm thinking the ones where they are, the laws are outdated and have "fallen into the books" A lot of states have other crazy sex laws that are worth a look for a laugh
09/30/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
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Originally posted by That Guy
I maintain, by the way, that the 4th, 5th, and 9th amendments all include a right to bear dildos.
LOL
09/30/2012
Contributor: MrsRobinson73 MrsRobinson73
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I did a post about a drive-thru adult store and found out that in Alabama it's apparently illegal to sell sex toys without a "medical" reason. Weirdos in denial.

And yes, Illusional! Run, baby, run! Hide out in a building and ... more
The "medical" reason is that if y'all don't let me have my toys, I will cause "medical" damage to y'all!
11/04/2012