#April Fools - 4th Annual April Fools Review Rumble WINNER

Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Another year, another bunch of hilarious mock reviews, another April Fool's Rumble

The voting was fierce, but only one of you get to lay claim to the winning review... and a year of infamy for having written it!

Are you on the edge of your seats yet? Here goes! *sound the trumpets*

The winner is...

Mr Willy with his review of the anal monstrosity, The Triple Ripple Destoryer!

Run for your lives! Protect your orifices! Call up King Kong and see if maybe he's up to the challenge!

Seriously, though...

Congrats, Mr Willy! And a huge thank you to the rest of the participants. This is one of our favorite things to do every year and you made it yet another big success. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Let's all give Mr Willy a big round of applause and get those thinking caps on for next year, eh?
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Contributor: spiced spiced
Way to go, Mr. Willy — congratulations. Truly awesome — both your review and the toy! Too bad it doesn't actually exist. I know a few people who totally deserve this!
04/05/2013
Contributor: Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Loved reading your review . You totally deserved this one!!!
04/05/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Congrats MrWilly! Well deserved!
04/05/2013
Contributor: ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
Congratulations MrWilly! I think the prize should be a Triple Ripple Destroyer, delivered to your front yard!
04/05/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Thank you everyone!!! I didn't feel like I would win when I wrote it but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I'm glad someone encouraged me to try! ;-)
04/05/2013
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Congratulations!
04/05/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Huge Congrats!!! You went above and beyond on your review!! It was absolutely hilarious!!!
04/05/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
Congrats! Well-deserved!
04/05/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
Congratulations on the win! You most definitely got a well-deserved chuckle out of me.
04/05/2013
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Congratulations!!
04/05/2013
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Congrats Mr. Willy!
04/05/2013
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Congratulations Mr. Willy!
04/05/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
Congrats, Mr. Willy! Those pictures still make me laugh!
04/06/2013
Contributor: mjtheprincess mjtheprincess
wohoooO! way to go Mr. Willy!
04/06/2013
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Another year, another bunch of hilarious mock reviews, another April Fool's RumbleThe voting was fierce, but only one of you get to lay claim to the winning review... and a year of infamy for having written it!Are you on the edge of your seats ... more
LOL Great Job Mr. Willy! I am so terrified of that dildo that I am gonna go shiver in the corner for a bit if that's ok...
04/06/2013
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
Congratulations!!!
04/06/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Congratulations! I'm sure your win is all the sweeter for having had such stiff competition!
04/06/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Yay, MrWilly!!!
04/06/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
I'm so excited that I won! Thank you everyone!
04/06/2013
Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
Congrats!
04/06/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*

Congrats!!!!!
04/07/2013
Contributor: Pandwhora Pandwhora
Congrats!
04/07/2013
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Congratulations!
04/09/2013
Contributor: rosythorn rosythorn
Great job, very inventive
04/09/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Thanks again everyone! I really didn't think I stood a chance at first!
04/11/2013
Contributor: .kaycat .kaycat
Congrats!! That's so funnny!
04/11/2013
Contributor: TheHardOne TheHardOne
Nice job Mr Willy. Loved the post.
04/16/2013
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Great job Mr. Willy! Congratulations!(party )
04/23/2013
Contributor: laceypanties laceypanties
Hahah! This is great!
01/26/2014