If you tired of building and posing your snowmen & snowwomen in the same old vertical poses, perhaps it’s time your bought a Snowman Strap-On. It’s sexy, it’s practical, and it’s loads of fun for the whole family; And if you buy one right now it even comes with a fresh carrot.
Pros: Hot & Sweaty Snowman Strap-on Sex.
Cons: For Seasonal use only, unless you live in the Tundra.
Upon opening the package I did take notice to the product ingredient listing that includes every substance known to be harmful to human genitalia, so please keep in mind this is for Snowman use only!
The sizing is fairly convenient as one size fits most, but of course if you are having some sizing issues your can always dropkick a huge chunk off of your snowman until it fits properly.
The C-Ring adapter is compatible with all varieties of carrots. The instructions say that while it may be possible to use items other than carrots, it is highly recommended that you don’t. Doing so could result in fire, explosion, or in some cases even death. The instructions also advise that you do not eat a carrot after it has been used for dirty snowman sex.
All in all I would have to say that my experience with this product was a positive one. Our family had the best Christmas card photo of all time, and then snowmen have never been happier,
New to strapon sex! My partner and I are venturing into a bit of a role reversal when it comes to strap-on sex... until now, she has solely been the giver and I've been..
Strapless Strap-on Does anybody have any experience with strapless strap-ons? I'm interested in getting one, but worried about potential pain, since you can't really...
Um, what does this toy do? There needs to be a review for this, what is the control pack for and why is there a hole? Does it ejaculate? Does it vibrate? I'm confused.
If you tired of building and posing your snowmen & snowwomen in the same old vertical poses, perhaps it’s time your bought a Snowman Strap-On. It’s sexy, it’s practical, and it’s loads of fun for
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Snowman Strap-On Harness (w/Fresh Carrot)
If you tired of building and posing your snowmen & snowwomen in the same old vertical poses, perhaps it’s time your bought a Snowman Strap-On. It’s sexy, it’s practical, and it’s loads of fun for the whole family; And if you buy one right now it even comes with a fresh carrot.
Pros: Hot & Sweaty Snowman Strap-on Sex.
Cons: For Seasonal use only, unless you live in the Tundra.
Upon opening the package I did take notice to the product ingredient listing that includes every substance known to be harmful to human genitalia, so please keep in mind this is for Snowman use only!
The sizing is fairly convenient as one size fits most, but of course if you are having some sizing issues your can always dropkick a huge chunk off of your snowman until it fits properly.
The C-Ring adapter is compatible with all varieties of carrots. The instructions say that while it may be possible to use items other than carrots, it is highly recommended that you don’t. Doing so could result in fire, explosion, or in some cases even death. The instructions also advise that you do not eat a carrot after it has been used for dirty snowman sex.
All in all I would have to say that my experience with this product was a positive one. Our family had the best Christmas card photo of all time, and then snowmen have never been happier,
Doesn't hot and sweaty sex pose a threat to the health of snow men? I would imagine it might result in death to some. Such a dangerous product, doncha it's irresponsible for you to recommend it!
Doesn't hot and sweaty sex pose a threat to the health of snow men? I would imagine it might result in death to some. Such a dangerous product, doncha it's irresponsible for you to recommend it!
The hot & sweaty runs just deep enough to 'grease the wheels' of the down and dirty snowman sex machine!
I am also a little concerned about the sex practises going on in that picture...Surely they know that safe sex for snowmen happens at night when the sun isn't right there melting them away. Gary, I think you're setting a poor example for snowmen everywhere.
Is this product waterproof? I dunno... the snowman sex going on in your visual aid doesn't seem to be very consensual...
The harness is water-proof, carrots however get a little rubbery after a day or so of heavy usage. As for the sex, well, I can assure you that it was consensual. This picture illustrates how the Snowlady is both excited & yet a little intimidated by the size of this larger than average carrot.
I am also a little concerned about the sex practises going on in that picture...Surely they know that safe sex for snowmen happens at night when the sun isn't right there melting them away. Gary, I think you're setting a poor example for
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I am also a little concerned about the sex practises going on in that picture...Surely they know that safe sex for snowmen happens at night when the sun isn't right there melting them away. Gary, I think you're setting a poor example for snowmen everywhere.
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I 100% agree with you about about the safe sex, BUT, they are both consenting adults. There is not much that I can do. I am sure that since Snowmen can multiply at the speed of rabbits, there will no doubt be 20-40 more in next years photo.
Hey Gary, welcome to the program! I don't mean to nitpick, but for future reviews you may want to include more information about cleaning and sharing just to be thorough. I would recommend using the extended templates; they're really helpful! Otherwise great first review and I hope to see more from you soonz!
Hey Gary, welcome to the program! I don't mean to nitpick, but for future reviews you may want to include more information about cleaning and sharing just to be thorough. I would recommend using the extended templates; they're really helpful!
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Hey Gary, welcome to the program! I don't mean to nitpick, but for future reviews you may want to include more information about cleaning and sharing just to be thorough. I would recommend using the extended templates; they're really helpful! Otherwise great first review and I hope to see more from you soonz!
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Hahahahahahaha, what is this extended template you speak of?
Hahahahahahaha, what is this extended template you speak of?
I was just going to stick a dildo emoticon in as the whole of my response, but apparently "The length of discussion topic should be more than 3 characters."
I was just going to stick a dildo emoticon in as the whole of my response, but apparently "The length of discussion topic should be more than 3 characters."
I was just going to stick a dildo emoticon in as the whole of my response, but apparently "The length of discussion topic should be more than 3 characters."
I love how you guys turned this into a joke about everything, sorta.
Hah, I was kind of making fun of myself. I write those kind of comments on new reviews (aka Great review! Try the extended template next time, it's really helpful!)
