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Contributor: oohlookasquirrel oohlookasquirrel
My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat it off" advice. Maybe throw on some fuzzy handcuffs and put some chocolate syrup on myself. I'll work a copy of the magazine into the costume somewhere. Yeah, I know, I'll be a hot mess, but it will amuse.

So, what's your favorite bit of ridiculous Cosmo sex advice? Bonus points if that advice can be worked into a Halloween costume in some way.
10/13/2012
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Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Didn't they recently suggest bondage play using strips of toilet paper as restraints? I seem to recall seeing that on Tumblr.
10/13/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
To work the Cosmo reference in, how about pinning their cover article titles all over your clothes? "Cosmo Sex Tips to Heat Up the Bedroom", "Sex Advice Men Want You to Know", those sorts of cover titles.

I think there's some threads around here discussing the silliest advice people have seen, including one that links an article link that somebody wrote about how stupid the advice could get (like mixing loogie with water in case you run out of saliva during a blow job) (yeah, tell me about it).
10/13/2012
Contributor: oohlookasquirrel oohlookasquirrel
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
Didn't they recently suggest bondage play using strips of toilet paper as restraints? I seem to recall seeing that on Tumblr.
I just reread the "50 Shades of Grey" sex advice and there were so many ridiculous props that I think I would confuse people. TP bondage (failed attempt at a mummy costume?) and poking your partner with a fork were definitely among them. WTF.
10/13/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
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Originally posted by oohlookasquirrel
My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat ... more
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have never laughed so damn hard at a post in my life!!! Me and my wife lie in bed some nights reading those and just gawking at each other as if to say "Who the funk comes up with this shut?"
I say go for it and take many many pictures!
10/13/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
Didn't they recently suggest bondage play using strips of toilet paper as restraints? I seem to recall seeing that on Tumblr.
OMG they did!!!! WTF?!?! Man oh man! Cosmo is funny as hell!
10/13/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
To work the Cosmo reference in, how about pinning their cover article titles all over your clothes? "Cosmo Sex Tips to Heat Up the Bedroom", "Sex Advice Men Want You to Know", those sorts of cover titles.

I think ... more
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! What? Thats just gross.
10/13/2012
Contributor: puglove puglove
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
To work the Cosmo reference in, how about pinning their cover article titles all over your clothes? "Cosmo Sex Tips to Heat Up the Bedroom", "Sex Advice Men Want You to Know", those sorts of cover titles.

I think ... more
Ewwwww. Hopefully people don't take cosmo to seriously!
10/17/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
Didn't they recently suggest bondage play using strips of toilet paper as restraints? I seem to recall seeing that on Tumblr.
They sure did!
10/18/2012
Contributor: srval69 srval69
Quote:
Originally posted by oohlookasquirrel
My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat ... more
01/26/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
I like to read Cosmo when I'm in line at the grocery store waiting to check out. They post some of the most useless "advise" and the article titles are misleading as well. Who exactly is the typical Cosmo reader?
01/27/2015
Contributor: srval69 srval69
Quote:
Originally posted by oohlookasquirrel
My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat ... more
01/28/2015