My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat it off" advice. Maybe throw on some fuzzy handcuffs and put some chocolate syrup on myself. I'll work a copy of the magazine into the costume somewhere. Yeah, I know, I'll be a hot mess, but it will amuse.

So, what's your favorite bit of ridiculous Cosmo sex advice? Bonus points if that advice can be worked into a Halloween costume in some way. less

To work the Cosmo reference in, how about pinning their cover article titles all over your clothes? "Cosmo Sex Tips to Heat Up the Bedroom", "Sex Advice Men Want You to Know", those sorts of cover titles.

I think there's some threads around here discussing the silliest advice people have seen, including one that links an article link that somebody wrote about how stupid the advice could get (like mixing loogie with water in case you run out of saliva during a blow job) (yeah, tell me about it). less

To work the Cosmo reference in, how about pinning their cover article titles all over your clothes? "Cosmo Sex Tips to Heat Up the Bedroom", "Sex Advice Men Want You to Know", those sorts of cover titles.

I think there's some threads around here discussing the silliest advice people have seen, including one that links an article link that somebody wrote about how stupid the advice could get (like mixing loogie with water in case you run out of saliva during a blow job) (yeah, tell me about it). less

My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat it off" advice. Maybe throw on some fuzzy handcuffs and put some chocolate syrup on myself. I'll work a copy of the magazine into the costume somewhere. Yeah, I know, I'll be a hot mess, but it will amuse.

So, what's your favorite bit of ridiculous Cosmo sex advice? Bonus points if that advice can be worked into a Halloween costume in some way. less

My friends and I love to laugh at Cosmo's sex advice. I'm toying with the idea of going as "Cosmo Sex Advice" for Halloween. For instance, I might carry a box of doughnuts around for that "put a doughnut on his cock then eat it off" advice. Maybe throw on some fuzzy handcuffs and put some chocolate syrup on myself. I'll work a copy of the magazine into the costume somewhere. Yeah, I know, I'll be a hot mess, but it will amuse.

So, what's your favorite bit of ridiculous Cosmo sex advice? Bonus points if that advice can be worked into a Halloween costume in some way. less