Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa "elves",
With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello,
To girls who show,
Their reindeer-rumps so sweet!

Oh, ho!
Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you -
Kisses, from her knees!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer -
"Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!"

(***sultry sleigh-bell interlewd***)

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
The egg-nog
From your yule-log
Will fill her cup with cheer!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when your girl trims your tree
Stand below,
Her ladder,
So,
Her balsam fir you'll see!

Oh, ho!
Her Camel-Toe!
Wondrous woman's Vee!
Her stocking waits for you -
Stuff it, once for me!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer -
Get her blotty!
Have a hottie naughty
Christmas,
This year!

(OK. I'm getting off Eden for awhile. I'm having a Holiday party this weekend, and the groceries are not getting put away. Whatever you are doing for the Holidays I hope that you enjoy it all!)

Happy Holidays and Much love to my friends at Eden!