I was going to be make a crude joke and say " a crack pipe" but thought it may be a little insensitive, and sometimes my prescribed humor isn't funny to anyone.
I axed for a....ummm... what did I ask that fat bastard for (by the way I am large, please don't get offended by another one of my poor jokes)... Maybe Information about Mass Effect 3 video game. Yeah that might be crazy to some, but I love the Mass Effect franchise.
Oh yeah, Dear Santa, please ge t me the time to finish this art peice I am making, as well as make it good-er. Also while I am asking, can you please make sure there are no more glitches in my contest Please. I'll stop eating Venison!