Worst gift you ever received?

Contributor: BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
Tell me what is the worst gift you have received? Can be from back as a kid or last year. Let me hear all about what happen when you saw what it actually was for the first time and your reaction. Please love to hear all the funny jokes to go with them.
11/13/2012
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Contributor: Kitka Kitka
I'd have to say that I've gotten a few less than desirable gifts but I've appreciated all of them. It's the thought that counts, at least for me anyway.
11/13/2012
Contributor: Thinkingman Thinkingman
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Originally posted by BrittaniMaree
Tell me what is the worst gift you have received? Can be from back as a kid or last year. Let me hear all about what happen when you saw what it actually was for the first time and your reaction. Please love to hear all the funny jokes to go with ... more
Worst gift.. I am sure everyone has the sweater your aunt got you were one arm was longer than the other. I thought when i put it on she assumed because I was tall I would drag my knuckles.

No I think the best one was when my sister in law gave me a really nice pull over for golf, thing is it was meant for a women. She re-gifted to me not looking at it and thinking wait this is for a women.. LOL Not a good day for her, funny for me thou.
11/13/2012
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
Uhm, I usually don't get gifts, so I guess not much could be worse than nada. Though I think the worst I ever got was from someone who claimed to be my "best friend" several years ago for my birthday...we worked together (so we drove into work together, taking turns driving - this instance she drove) and after we got out of work (at 11pm) she wanted to go have sex with this guy that we worked with. He lived with his step dad, so for them to have the apartment to themselves, the step dad was going to drive me home (an hour's drive one way) and then he was going to get a motel room for the night. She had this all planned out and never told me until we were leaving work that night. But yeah, apparently this guy's step dad had no intentions of driving me home and instead just drove around suggesting that we go get some beer or something to eat as a "birthday present", but I refused, I just wanted to go home. Anyway, he got a motel room and I was stuck (this is a very small, rural area and we have no public transportation, I don't have a cell phone, either he eventually takes me home or I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night). I never did get home until after noon the next day when I had to walk up to a gas station and call my mother to come get me.

Moral of the story: don't trust slut bitches who get you raped on your birthday (apparently she had "promised" me to this dirtbag to get the apartment in the first place) and of course that would be the worst gift I ever received. Honestly, none of my other birthdays have been much better.
11/13/2012
Contributor: ejrbrndps ejrbrndps
i guess getting nothing from someone important to me was
11/13/2012
Contributor: G&L G&L
My male cousin got a hot pink puffy vest from my grandma for christmas when he was about 16. It even had a picture of a girl wearing it on the tag...
11/13/2012
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
painted wooden fish
11/13/2012
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
The worst gift I've ever gotten was an unwanted sloppy kiss from a friend!
11/29/2012
Contributor: Kat and Aaron(aaron) Kat and Aaron(aaron)
My grandmother would make shirts for me and my sister, horrible odd colored polyester things. I don't know where she got the fabric but it was bad.
11/29/2012