Okay, this is stupid and this may be hard for you to pull off, but I ask you to at least try this.
Go to the movies with your friends. On the way, talk up Lincoln. tell them he kills a ton of vampires with an axe and it's just a bad ass movie. Hopefully you are as lucky as me and have a few friends who will confuse the movie "Lincoln" with "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter".
Now go see it with the group. Sit back and enjoy. It helps if you have another friend in on the joke. At about 20 minutes or so they will start to lean in and whisper "hey...when is the vampire stuff suppose to happen" Just tell them it's coming.
After the movie ends just walk out tpo the car like nothing happened and listen to them bitch.
Sounds mean, but man alive was it ever funny.