So I was browsing this site while an ad for The Hobbit was playing. This led me to wonder all sorts of stuff...
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Kinky hobbits? Kinky hobbits!
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
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Who's getting busy more often?
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Which character would look hottest in a leather bustier?
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Are you excited for The Hobbit?
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
12/07/2012
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Totally Elrond. I mean, he has had thousands of years in his magical city, with (presumably) servants and hottie elves everywhere.
Hmm...having images of Elf-forged cock rings and such.
Hmm...having images of Elf-forged cock rings and such.
12/08/2012
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Wow. I'd never thought of that movie(s) in a sexual way, so I just don't know.
Originally posted by
kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
12/08/2012
What warrior chick wouldn't be turned on by Smaug's voice?
12/08/2012
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Gandalf
Originally posted by
kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
12/08/2012
Gandalf
12/09/2012
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
12/09/2012
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haha He was such a playful guy (especially when he was younger)! I guess it kind of makes sense.
Originally posted by
GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
12/17/2012
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Gandalf
Originally posted by
kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
12/17/2012
Gandalf...besides, he's a sexy older man!
01/04/2013
Gandalf
01/06/2013
Elrond. Gandalf just doesn't strike me as all that kinky
01/06/2013
Gandalf all the way.
01/13/2013
Gandalf
01/13/2013
Gandalf And Elrond Were Both Probably Pimps
01/15/2013
Gandalf
01/15/2013
Gandalf
01/26/2013
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Smaug
Originally posted by
kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
01/26/2013
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THORIN
Originally posted by
kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
01/27/2013
I'm not really sure.
01/27/2013
Love this question!
01/28/2013
Fili.
01/05/2015
Granted it's not really kinky, but in my mind's eye I picture both the Hobbits and the Dwarves as bi leaning mostly to same-sex relations.
02/18/2015
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He's mysterious, appears out of nowhere and has had thousands of years to perfect his 'craft'. And he's not ugly.
Originally posted by
GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
02/18/2015
Which one was the one that carried that ring around? We don't know what kind of ring (cock-ring?), but if it was that then someone could look on while he did who knows what to his penis. And he always had a spaced out look, like he went at it one too many times. hmm...someone could watch his balls in action and if he had a partner, could practically see up her ass.
02/18/2015
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Interesting observation Ronlee. I see the Dwarves but not so much the hobbits as leaning more to the same sex relations category.
Originally posted by
RonLee
Granted it's not really kinky, but in my mind's eye I picture both the Hobbits and the Dwarves as bi leaning mostly to same-sex relations.
02/20/2015
not really into it
06/06/2015
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I see the Hobbits as being more into group sex and small orgies because everything they do seems to be communal.
Originally posted by
Inquisitor
Interesting observation Ronlee. I see the Dwarves but not so much the hobbits as leaning more to the same sex relations category.
06/06/2015
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He comes and goes without a trace, leaving us to wonder...who was that sexy man? He was the one with the flowing white hair right?
Originally posted by
GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
06/07/2015
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Unique posters: 25
Who's getting busy more often?
12/07/2012
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The elves, of course...they have all that ethereal, mysterious charm going for them.
12/08/2012
Duh.. the elves!
12/08/2012
Hobbits - they're earthy like that.
12/08/2012
Hobbits
12/08/2012
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Hobbits
Originally posted by
kdlt
Who's getting busy more often?
12/08/2012
Hobbits
12/09/2012
Hobbits
01/06/2013
Either hobbits or orcs.
01/13/2013
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elves, man. they're well known for huge obnoxious parties.
Originally posted by
kdlt
Who's getting busy more often?
01/15/2013
I have to say hobbits. Dwarves have too few women and elves don't seem very passionate to me.
01/06/2015
i said elves since they are immortal and you have to start getting...curious after a certain point lol Though I do wonder why humans weren't on the list
*Also, my bf says there are no female orcs (that he has seen), so there is probably lots of kinky gay sex
*Also, my bf says there are no female orcs (that he has seen), so there is probably lots of kinky gay sex
01/10/2015
Total posts: 12
Unique posters: 12
Which character would look hottest in a leather bustier or other fetish-related outfit? Please don't give me imagery to gouge my eyes out to, though! (Hint: Gollum!)
12/07/2012
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Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
12/08/2012
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x'D That image...it should be a poster.
Originally posted by
GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Elrond in some bondage gear. <w<
I always did have a thing for the elves.
12/08/2012
ROFL at the thoughts of Gollum in fetish wear...oh my
01/07/2013
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Oh, dear lord, no.
Originally posted by
GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
01/13/2013
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Originally posted by
Cowgirl-Cutie
ROFL at the thoughts of Gollum in fetish wear...oh my
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01/14/2013
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Hahaha kinky.
Originally posted by
GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
01/15/2013
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LOL that's to die for
Originally posted by
KyotoAngel
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01/28/2013
Thorin is practically wearing fetish gear already
01/10/2015
Total posts: 9
Unique posters: 8
Are you going to go to the midnight premier? Maybe even dress up? Have you read the Hobbit? If so, how old were you?
12/07/2012
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I am sexually aroused
12/08/2012
Of course I am...I don't even care if people are getting sick watching it.
I MUST see it eventually.
I MUST see it eventually.
12/08/2012
Meh.. I'll see it, but probably not in the theater.
12/08/2012
Not at a midnight showing or in costume (I retired my Hobbit character Myrtle Danderfluff ages ago). But I am really looking forward to seeing it!
I read it back in high school and even enjoyed the Rankin-Bass animated movie (I know, I'm a dork).
I read it back in high school and even enjoyed the Rankin-Bass animated movie (I know, I'm a dork).
12/08/2012
FUCK YES. You have no idea how excited I am hahaha. I've been waiting for this ever since it was announced that they were going to start writing for it. I read the book in middle school, and it's been one of my favorite books ever since. Definitely going to the midnight premier with my friends, probably not dressing up though.
12/09/2012
I went and am so glad I did
01/07/2013
I plan to see them all and then buy the DVDs.
01/04/2014
I went to see Bot5A and cried like a little bitch the entire last 45 minutes. So good.
01/10/2015
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Unique posters: 9