funny stuff August 2010

funny stuff August 2010

Jul!a Jul!a
Ok, this one wasn't the greatest ever, but some of you might find it at least mildly amusing and hopefully not a waste of a few minutes.

"A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country. As the piper was not familiar with the backwoods, he got lost, and, being a typical man, didn't stop for directions.

He finally arrived an hour late and saw that the funeral director had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. The piper felt bad and apologized to the men for being late.

He went to the side of the grave and looked down. The vault lid was already in place. He didn't know what else to do, so he started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. He played his heart out for the departed who had no family and friends. He played like he'd never played before for this homeless man, and as he played "Amazing Grace," the workers began to weep. They wept, the piper wept, they all wept together. When the piper finished, he packed up his bagpipes and started for his car. though his head hung low his heart was full.

As he was opening the door to his car, he heard one of the workers say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years.""
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
LOL, I heard this a while ago, laughing just as hard know. Thanks.
08/12/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
That was cute
08/12/2010
Blinker Blinker
BAHAHAHHAHA good one. Needed the laugh
08/12/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Glad I could help out guys
08/12/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Funny!

A priest and a nun have to go on an overnight trip togehter. They booked separate rooms, but when they get to the hotel, they are told the hotel is full and they will have to share a room. The nun decides to try her luck.

There is only one bed, and they shyly crawl into bed fully dressed. The nun asks the priest. "Fadder, could ya please get me a drink o' water?" So the priest gets up, being a gentleman, and gets her a drink of water.

A few minutes later, the nun says, "Fadder, wouldja be so kind as to give me an other pilla, I've got a back ache?" So the priest, being a gentleman, gives her his pillow.

He sees the nun still eying him. Then she says. "Oh, Fadder, I'm so cold, couldja please get up and close the winda, and then put yer arms around me, ya know, to keep me warm?"

The priest finally says, "Listen, Sister, do ya wanta play husband and wife?"
"Oh, yes, Fadder, I'd thought you'd never ask." says the nun.

"OK." Says the priest, "Den get the hell up, shut the feckin' winda herself and just get yerself an other blanket!"
08/13/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Funny!

A priest and a nun have to go on an overnight trip togehter. They booked separate rooms, but when they get to the hotel, they are told the hotel is full and they will have to share a room. The nun decides to try her luck.

There ...
LOL that was good.
08/13/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Funny!

A priest and a nun have to go on an overnight trip togehter. They booked separate rooms, but when they get to the hotel, they are told the hotel is full and they will have to share a room. The nun decides to try her luck.

There ...
That's awesome!
08/13/2010
gone77 gone77
LOL These are both great jokes. Thanks for sharing!
08/13/2010
onehotmomma onehotmomma
hahaha This is funny, thanks for sharing
08/13/2010
SweetestAngelGoneBad SweetestAngelGoneBad
There was this guy that was taking his 80 year old father shopping for some new shoes. After walking the mall and shopping they stopped at the food court to grab a bite to eat. There was a young man with a mo-hawk dyed all different colors. The guys father kelp looking at him, the young guy finally had enough and asked "What's the matter old man never done anything crazy in your time?" The old man look at him and said Well yes, yes I have. I got drunk once and fucked a peacock and I was wondering if you was my son.
08/15/2010
Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by SweetestAngelGoneBad
There was this guy that was taking his 80 year old father shopping for some new shoes. After walking the mall and shopping they stopped at the food court to grab a bite to eat. There was a young man with a mo-hawk dyed all different colors. The guys ...
LOL that's cute.
08/15/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by SweetestAngelGoneBad
There was this guy that was taking his 80 year old father shopping for some new shoes. After walking the mall and shopping they stopped at the food court to grab a bite to eat. There was a young man with a mo-hawk dyed all different colors. The guys ...
Hahahaha!!!!
08/15/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by SweetestAngelGoneBad
There was this guy that was taking his 80 year old father shopping for some new shoes. After walking the mall and shopping they stopped at the food court to grab a bite to eat. There was a young man with a mo-hawk dyed all different colors. The guys ...
Lmao! Hilarious!
08/15/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
Quote:
Originally posted by SweetestAngelGoneBad
There was this guy that was taking his 80 year old father shopping for some new shoes. After walking the mall and shopping they stopped at the food court to grab a bite to eat. There was a young man with a mo-hawk dyed all different colors. The guys ...
ahaha! Hilarious!
08/15/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Quote:
Originally posted by SweetestAngelGoneBad
There was this guy that was taking his 80 year old father shopping for some new shoes. After walking the mall and shopping they stopped at the food court to grab a bite to eat. There was a young man with a mo-hawk dyed all different colors. The guys ...
This is one of my favorites
08/15/2010
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