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Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
What a poetic death that would have been! "Ah HA! You destroyed my sex toy - now die of dong, dog!"

...Why is that so funny to me?

Anyway, back to being nice. Thank you for asking her to make the post! I saw the damage and ... more
It's really funny to me too! "Choked on a donger!" I love it. Thanks for making my day!
12/23/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
*giggles like a middle schooler making their first sex jokes*
me too!

I'd LOVE to tell one of my neighbors that! It'd be awesome.
12/23/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
That is just too funny. What kind of demented demon dog is this, anyway, that it chews through that much packaging just to gnaw on plastic?
12/23/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
That is just too funny. What kind of demented demon dog is this, anyway, that it chews through that much packaging just to gnaw on plastic?
Headline:

"Demented demon dog dies by doomed donger"

(/jr high joke)
12/23/2010
Contributor: HollisJ HollisJ
This is so funny, but I could not imagine how angry I would be if this happened to me.
12/23/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Eeyor89
So yesterday I expected to come home to a 7 function egg (my review item)... and this is what I saw...






The neighbors dog got a hold of my package, I guess he wanted to try it out. Lol.. Needless to say I will now make sure ... more
So I take it the neighbors had to bring this back, and now know what was in it? -_-

Oh my!
12/23/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I once had my dog eat my homework. Try convincing a teacher that it actually happened though
Haha that happened to me as well, but my mom wrote the teacher a letter and sent the shreds in with me to school the next day.. lol
12/23/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Yeah, after reading Sbear89's service ticket (and yes, laughing at the level of damage), I had to ask her to start this as a forum post.

I'm actually glad it wasn't a jelly or silicone dildo of some kind. A dog would've bitten ... more
I've never seen a dog come in for swallowing a dildo, but I've seen plenty swallow used condoms. Eww...

The best part is watching the owners squirm while trying to explain what happened.
12/23/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
We're laughing with you, I swear!
12/23/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I've never seen a dog come in for swallowing a dildo, but I've seen plenty swallow used condoms. Eww...

The best part is watching the owners squirm while trying to explain what happened.
What do you do about the condoms, do you have to go get them or just let nature take care of it?
12/23/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
What do you do about the condoms, do you have to go get them or just let nature take care of it?
They should pass without having to do anything. I usually just have owners watch them carefully over the next 1-2 days to make sure there's no signs of it causing an obstruction. If I feel mean, I might tell them to check every poop to make sure it comes out. (Okay, I don't really but I've thought about it)
12/23/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
They should pass without having to do anything. I usually just have owners watch them carefully over the next 1-2 days to make sure there's no signs of it causing an obstruction. If I feel mean, I might tell them to check every poop to make sure ... more
that sounds like a punishment doled out to repeat offenders.
12/23/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
They should pass without having to do anything. I usually just have owners watch them carefully over the next 1-2 days to make sure there's no signs of it causing an obstruction. If I feel mean, I might tell them to check every poop to make sure ... more
OMG the vet I worked with did that to one couple after their dog came in with an obstruction the third time...condoms everytime. He thought if they were digging through feces maybe it would stop the sexual excapades long enough for the mutt to recover! Course me, being me, I had to wonder if that might not add to the fun...gave the doc fits thinking about it!
12/23/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OMG the vet I worked with did that to one couple after their dog came in with an obstruction the third time...condoms everytime. He thought if they were digging through feces maybe it would stop the sexual excapades long enough for the mutt to ... more
See? Punishment for repeat offenders! Dig through crap to remind you to THROW your CRAP AWAY!!!
12/23/2010
Contributor: Liz Liz
My dog LOVES my toys... especially the silicone ones. If I'm not careful, she will take off with them and absolutely wreck them. Most awkward moment as a result: my mom once caught her chewing on a vibrator that I had left under my bed.
12/23/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Liz
My dog LOVES my toys... especially the silicone ones. If I'm not careful, she will take off with them and absolutely wreck them. Most awkward moment as a result: my mom once caught her chewing on a vibrator that I had left under my bed.
Isn't it typical that they choose the expensive ones? Can't really blame them too much, though - many doggie toys look like sex toys. Now that would be an interesting way to produce "camouflaged" sex toys, up until you come home and someone says "you know all those dog toys you keep around for some reason? While I found someone who can really use them..."
12/23/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Hmmm, I'm re considering getting a puppy.. lol
12/23/2010
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
HAHAHA! Those pictures look so funny. I'm imagining the dog running around with the toy in his mouth shaking his head back and forth. I'm glad it all turned out okay for you, the dog and grandma. That could have ended up being really embarrassing.
12/23/2010
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I know it wasn't your dog, but you might enjoy this site anyway. link
Haha I love it! Thanks for the link.
12/23/2010
Contributor: married with children married with children
sorry, but damn thats funny
12/24/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
OMG, those pictures are HYSTERICALLY funny! It must have been a bummer to have looked forward to receiving your toy only to find it like that though.

You can't really blame the dog too much though. Maybe he gets as excited as we do to see a package waiting, LOL! It seems he was a bit disappointed with what was inside it (What??? No dog bones?1?!) -- and decided to "punish" it.
12/24/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
Aw hell, I'd be pissed. I love animals, but I swear, I'd have a hard time restraining myself from getting confrontational with this pooch.
12/24/2010
Contributor: mama2007 mama2007
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Oh my ACK!

LOL and what the hell do you say to the neighbor.. 'can you keep an eye on your dog please.. he ate my sex toy'
lol. wow
01/21/2011
Contributor: Ajax Ajax
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I once had my dog eat my homework. Try convincing a teacher that it actually happened though
haha we once had a teacher whos dog ate everyones homework when he took it all home to grade. He gave everyone an A on the assignment
03/24/2011
Contributor: Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Yeah, after reading Sbear89's service ticket (and yes, laughing at the level of damage), I had to ask her to start this as a forum post.

I'm actually glad it wasn't a jelly or silicone dildo of some kind. A dog would've bitten ... more
At least the dog didn't eat the batteries!
03/24/2011
Contributor: Solar Ray Solar Ray
He did a seriously impressive job ripping it all to bits. He could get a job at the CIA as a shredder.

He really had it in for that package... my guess is the dog worked for Adam&Eve.
04/05/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Oh no!
04/05/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
Oh my goodness! That actually does sound like something my dog would do. And he would have it ripped all over the yard too!
04/08/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Those pics are hilarious!
maybe she should do a review in the dogs perspective.
10/09/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Oh my gosh, I am really glad this post got resurrected because that is crazy!!
10/14/2011