Clothing Mishaps....When Your Clothes Have Failed You.

I once flashed my pad at this guy (I was wearing a skirt). He was kneeling to tie his shoe as I was coming down the stairs, and he looked up at just the wrong time. I didn't know until he mentioned it, but I was mortified -and it takes a lot to embarrass me!
At least the wings weren't bloody!

I had a front-closure bra just after high school, and I had auditioned to be in the shadow cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. While going through the motions of the Floor Show (which is when half of the cast is doing a burlesque-type of performance), my closure slipped open under my shirt and a button popped off from the strain.

It got cheers, but I still didn't get a part. I like to think it was because of having the most well-supplied make-up case rather than the fact that I wasn't pretty/thin.

Once in high school, I was wearing a sundress and the underwire of my bra broke through the fabric and stabbed me in the armpit. It cut my armpit open, getting blood on my dress, and causing me to have to walk around with a bandaid in my arm pit all day. On top of that, I clearly couldn't wear my bra for the rest of the day so I had to leave class and take it off. I hate going braless but I had to go braless the rest of the day. I didn't have a jacket or sweater I could wear over my dress so I just had a thin sundress on all day. Ugh.

And it was only 2nd period...

When I was getting my high school senior pictures taken, I had this cute pink and black, punk looking skirt and a black shirt with a pink Sparkly J. I laid down across some props like the photographer told me. Well, I had gained a little weight since getting the outfit and it sat up higher on me because of what everyone refers to as my "ghetto booty". I wore a thong and he came over and adjusted my skirt....apparently my ass was hanging out.....I was so embarrassed I just wanted to crawl into a hole. My mom thought it was hilarious but I was horrified .

Another time was on vacation when I was 15. I had a on a cute little bikini and at the time I had a cute figure. My cousin thought it would be funny to snap the back of my top while we were out in the ocean swimming with three cute guys we just met. Well my top hooked together and it came unhooked and fell completely off and was carried away by the waves! I was SO pissed and embarrassed, I almost cried. They were teenage boys but they were very nice, they saw it happen and instead of stare, point, laugh, try to grope (whatever), they all went diving for it and helped me get it back on while my cousin laughed her ass off. I barely had boobs at 15 but still, that was a nightmare for a young girl!

When I was breastfeeding, I always used special nursing bras that had little clips above each cup. One cup at a time could be undone to nurse and you wouldn't have to worry about slipping your breast above or below the cup, removing your bra, or adjusting it. It's a great system that's really simple to use and is very comfortable. In the four total years I nursed my three daughters, I couldn't tell you how many times I had forgotten to clip the side back up when I was finished nursing, and would walk around for half of the day with one breast sagging and the other in my bra. At the grocery store, visiting family, at home, etc. I usually would only notice when it was time to nurse again or my shirt would get wet from a letdown. Ugh! So embarrassing!

I hade one of my clips brake on me in the store I hade to put extra pads in so i would not leak

I had just walked to my friend's house and her sister asked "what's on your back?" while pulling the mystery object off of my sweatshirt. That object was the remains of a pantyliner. What happened was that someone in my family hadn't removed the pantyliner from her underwear before doing laundry (I wasn't old enough to use them at the time) and it had come off in the wash and gotten stuck right on the middle of the back of my sweatshirt in the dryer.