Do you sit or stand to wipe?

Contributor: Crash Crash
A bit personal (so voting is private), but do you sit or stand to wipe? Sitters are usually shocked that people stand, and standers are usually unaware that people sit.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I sit.
129  (76%)
I stand.
27  (16%)
Bidet all the way.
3  (2%)
Other.
11  (6%)
Total votes: 170
Poll is closed
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Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
I heard a discussion about this once on my usual morning radio show and was appalled that anyone would stand to wipe. (I'm a sitter.)
02/11/2011
Contributor: Mistress M. Mistress M.
I'm a sitter too, standing is just...awkward?
02/11/2011
Contributor: Rainbow Boy Rainbow Boy
Your statement about sitters being shocked about standers and vice versa is totally true. Standing has always been easier and more accessible for me.
02/11/2011
Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
*ROFLMFAO* omg best poll ever.
Haha well apparently I sit and my wife does both, didn't actually know that. So thanks for teaching me something new!
02/11/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Generally I sit, but every once in a while standing is necessary to get a better angle on things..
02/12/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
I sit and like many others I'm surprised to hear of the existence of standers.
02/12/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
I have only stood a handleful of times. I had no idea people do it regularly. I guess standers stand cuz thats how they were taught.
02/12/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
I sit and I personally find it hard to wipe and stand. But more power to the people who stand
02/12/2011
Contributor: sixfootsex sixfootsex
THE WORLD MAKES SENSE NO LONGER...
02/12/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
Wow, it never occurred to me to stand. Very interesting...
02/12/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Quote:
Originally posted by sixfootsex
THE WORLD MAKES SENSE NO LONGER...
agreed.

this poll just... blew.. my mind.
02/12/2011
Contributor: Ajax Ajax
I wonder how many people tried it the other way after they voted on this poll? :p haha
02/12/2011
Contributor: ninaspinkturtle ninaspinkturtle
Quote:
Originally posted by Crash
A bit personal (so voting is private), but do you sit or stand to wipe? Sitters are usually shocked that people stand, and standers are usually unaware that people sit.
i know a few standers and it always freaks me out...im a sitter
02/12/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
I didn't know people stood. I guess people do a lot weirder things though.
02/13/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Quote:
Originally posted by Ajax
I wonder how many people tried it the other way after they voted on this poll? :p haha
I just did lol
And then asked my boyfriend, who said he sometimes stands.

Really bizarre to me still!
02/13/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
I'm wondering, what would count as 'other'. I can't think of any other way.
04/01/2011
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I have seen this question asked before (on another forum). We had pretty much decided that it's mostly men that stand, because their balls get in the way while sitting

I do remember standing when I was a kid though. My friend asked what I was doing, and told me it was strange. I don't think I have wiped standing ever since then.

What? Don't you pee with your friends in the room?
04/01/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
In public I stand, but at home I sit. My mom taught me from an early age to always squat in a public toilet.
04/01/2011
Contributor: nicole07 nicole07
I sit at home and in public stand because those toilets are nasty!
04/11/2011
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
I used to stand but now I squat. I realize I'm less likely to have any droplets on my leg(s) if I don't stand up before wiping.
04/11/2011
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I stand. Always have. I find it's just easier access that way..
04/11/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I actually do a little of both when I pee.
10/03/2011
Contributor: Wildchild Wildchild
Quote:
Originally posted by Crash
A bit personal (so voting is private), but do you sit or stand to wipe? Sitters are usually shocked that people stand, and standers are usually unaware that people sit.
I have done both prefer to stand, I feel I get cleaner faster that way.
10/04/2011
Contributor: big b big b
wow
10/04/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Lovely question! LOL
I sit, I have walked in on my hubby and he is a stander.
10/04/2011
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
I'm a sitter on the shitter....
10/04/2011
Contributor: Lonewolf Lonewolf
sit
10/05/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I sit, than repeat doing it standing, just to make sure I'm totally clean.
10/05/2011
Contributor: November November
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
I sit, than repeat doing it standing, just to make sure I'm totally clean.
I do this. When peeing I'll sit first, then stand to dry my bottom. When I poop I get everything clean while sitting.
01/08/2012