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Have you ever said something that turned out to be hilarious when you didn't intend it to be?

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Contributor: Ser Pounce-a-lot Ser Pounce-a-lot
For example, my girlfriend and I were talking earlier about how an alarming amount of people seem to have a mean attitude these days and act like a douche or a jerk sometimes. Granted, we were mainly talking about players in games like World of Warcraft, which has more bad players than good. But anyway, I responded in agreement, saying "everyone has a little douche inside them." we started cracking up once we realized how funny that was.
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Yes I have.
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No, I haven't.
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10/01/2011
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I can't remember anything off the top of my head, though. It's always one of those "you have to be there" kind of things. My sense of humor is rather dry, so most of it wouldn't translate well even if I could remember it.
10/01/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
OMG all the time lol I am always meaning to say something one way but it comes out funny bf and my mom look at me like what?! and then burst into fits of laughter
10/01/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
My husband and I were talking about a mutual friend and my husband told me had joined eharmony. I was totally shocked and told him I couldn't believe he sang! Then I realized what eharmony really was. Still haven't lived that one down!
10/01/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
When I'm around my best friends, I will say whatever random crap is going on in my head. I'm also a stoic, so I can say anything with a deadpan face. Those two traits lead to me saying something serious that's followed by an eruption of laughter.


I've also had a few completely unplanned Freudian slips. The most recent was while talking about concerts with my boyfriend, who is a Highly Sensitive Person (HSP) and thus abhors huge crowds and loud sounds. While describing the show, I told him, "I don't think your HSPness could handle it" and he quipped, "Don't talk about my penis like that." My penchant for making up words gets me in trouble, too.
10/01/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
This happens to me all the time.. especially when my sister and I are talking. We laugh about everything... even when we are trying to be serious.
10/01/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I tend to do that all the time
10/01/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
i've done it quite a few times.
10/01/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
haha , happens to me all the time!
10/01/2011
Contributor: The Giveaway Diva The Giveaway Diva
I do it all the time!
10/02/2011
Contributor: LadyDarknezz LadyDarknezz
You know, I do it so damn much that I can't think of just a particular incident where this has happened LOL.
10/04/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Yes. And often; though I like to come out with humorous things on purpose, sometimes I try to be serious and it just comes out bad. Like, once, I'd said ' ... and I secreted it away in my pocket', intending it to mean that I had hidden something, but that's not what 'secreted' means. Sadly.
10/04/2011