On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
Pilot and Coffee - Enjoy
08/05/2012
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Is this a joke or real?
Originally posted by
Sodom and Gomorrah
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a
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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
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08/06/2012
LOL! I tried to start a dirty jokes thread, but it very rarely got any posts and seems to be dead.
08/06/2012
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LOL I'd fly that airline again! If the stewardesses are running to assist you can be reasonably sure the pilot is very relaxed. I suspect this is an urban legend though.
Originally posted by
Sodom and Gomorrah
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a
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more
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
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08/06/2012
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We keep trying! But ya they seem to get buried really quick.
Originally posted by
Ivy Wilde
LOL! I tried to start a dirty jokes thread, but it very rarely got any posts and seems to be dead.
08/06/2012
That's too bad because I love the jokes! I've been reading through some of them on here the last 20 minutes and I really got a kick out of these! They're great, and huge kudos Kindled Fuego, these are so unique! I've never heard any of the ones I've read from you so far, so that's awesome! I'm used to hearing the same joke over and over and over, but these have truly made me laugh... or at least hang my mouth wide open on some. Lol. This one definitely made me LOL! Thanks
09/30/2012
LOL
09/30/2012
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