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Contributor: badk1tty badk1tty
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Originally posted by allinonekid
Pitch perfect whistler, ability to sniff something and tell you how hot it is, and the ability to die hundreds of times in even the simplest of video games.
I laughed at the video game part.

I can pick shit up with my feet.
05/07/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Well I'm glad I'm not the only person that has a talent for making balloon animals. x'D
Though I'm not sure that's an entirely useless talent, especially if you have kids.

I can put my whole fist in my mouth, that's reasonably useless I suppose.
^_^
05/08/2012
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
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Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
What are your random and relatively useless talents?

I can peel a clementine in one piece and whistle with vibrato.
I am amazingly flexible. I can do a split and put my foot on my head. Oh wait, that's not relatively useless. . . can come in quite handy.
05/09/2012
Contributor: anonkitty anonkitty
I can write things backward with a forward slant. Completely useless, but it's useful when the conversation starts to lull.
05/09/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
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Originally posted by powerandintent
I can solve a rubiks cube in under 2 minutes?
Teach me! Teach me!
05/09/2012
Contributor: Velocity Velocity
I can remember an odd set of numbers pretty well and i'm really freaking flexible and i can run a mile in six and a half minutes.
thats about it lol.
07/18/2012
Contributor: Vii Vii
I can twist my thumb so it touches the back of my hand.
07/18/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
I can recite the Periodic table.
07/20/2012
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
When I rub my eyes the squeak. They make this windshield-wiper-on-a- dry-windshield kind of noise that is so loud it can be heard across the room, even if there are other noises. I loved making that sound in high school and confusing the teachers

I also can bend my thumb so it is completely parallel to my wrist and arm, and it looks like it's broken because of the way the joint pops out, and I used to freak people out by having my best friend grab my hand and do that, so they think she broke it

I do have a talent that isn't TOTALLY useless....but not important lol. I have a high tolerance for alcohol, so much so, that I used to go to bars and make bets that I could drink some of the heavy drinkers under the table, and did! I made some good $ off of it for a while, but I don't drink often enough for it to be a real "profit maker", because I don't like feeling buzzed, and I'm sure I wouldn't like feeling drunk or the hangovers that come with it. So nowadays, this talent only has use when my hubby who is more than twice my weight and almost twice my size and I drink, and he giggles (...in a very MANLY way, of course) about how much more than him I can drink and still have to put him to bed
07/20/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Able to recall totally useless trivia ... surprised no one's called me 'Cliff' (from Cheers).

And sometimes stuff that I write in my stories happens in real life. >_>
Ugh, I know what you mean about things you write happening in reality, at least to an extent.
A lot of times, I'll have dreams that end up coming true the next day, or my mother and I will have identical dreams on the same night.
08/04/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
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Originally posted by powerandintent
I can solve a rubiks cube in under 2 minutes?
That's impressive! My only hope of solving a rubik's cube would be to take it apart and reassemble it (solved). lol
08/04/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
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Originally posted by Vii
I can twist my thumb so it touches the back of my hand.
Me too! Actually, I can twist all of my fingers so they're curled over the back of the one next to them (pinky over ring finger, ring finger over middle, etc) and then put my thumb behind my hand. I think it looks really neat, but everyone who sees it thinks it's gross and freaky. lol
08/04/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
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Originally posted by powerandintent
I can solve a rubiks cube in under 2 minutes?
Finally got my time to under two minutes, too . Okay, not by much, but still!
08/06/2012
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
I can tell you the artist/band from virtually any top 40 song from the 70's through the 90's.
08/06/2012
Contributor: digit88 digit88
Quote:
Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
What are your random and relatively useless talents?

I can peel a clementine in one piece and whistle with vibrato.
I know a lot of random useless history facts.
08/06/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
I can make a badger call
08/07/2012
Contributor: Ex-prude Ex-prude
I am double jointed so my elbows and knees go backwards. I can also... lick my elbow. Yeah, that joke email about trying to lick your elbow? I didn't get it because I could do it.
08/09/2012