Signs that you may be a "Sex Toy Addict"

Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
What do you feel may be the tell tale signs of being a sex toy addict? Is it the countless toys stowed away in every corner of your house? Or perhaps the drawer filled to the brim with various lubes? What do you think is the one sign that you may be in fact a sex toy junkie?
01/04/2013
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Contributor: Septimus Septimus
*In Jeff Foxworthy's voice*
If you get rid of other stuff you have in order to make room for more dildos... You might be a sex toy addict.
01/04/2013
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Quote:
Originally posted by Septimus
*In Jeff Foxworthy's voice*
If you get rid of other stuff you have in order to make room for more dildos... You might be a sex toy addict.
LOL!!!
01/04/2013
Contributor: nikki0668 nikki0668
Maybe wanting every toy you see, lol.
01/04/2013
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
When the largest toy storage box on your favorite toy site can't hold even 1/4 of your collection .///. *nervous laugh*
01/04/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
When you own 355+/- toys and have another 200+/- on your wishlist that you MUST get!!!!
01/04/2013
Contributor: Bill220 Bill220
When you have to use at least one every day.
01/04/2013
Contributor: Breas Breas
There was a thread like this posted a while back. You should check it out:

You might be addicted to sex toys if...
01/04/2013
Contributor: This Is For The Birds This Is For The Birds
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
When you own 355+/- toys and have another 200+/- on your wishlist that you MUST get!!!!
Damn, I need your collection! I'm slowly working my way up to a sex toy addict according to my husband. Not counting the cock rings I have 5 to his 1 so the fact that when we "play" he has a choice, he calls me an addict.
01/04/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by This Is For The Birds
Damn, I need your collection! I'm slowly working my way up to a sex toy addict according to my husband. Not counting the cock rings I have 5 to his 1 so the fact that when we "play" he has a choice, he calls me an addict.
LOL!!! There are more vibes than that in my collection. I was going by the count I made in August of 2012, LOL!!
01/04/2013
Contributor: emiliaa emiliaa
I think it's only a problem if you're spending more money than you can afford to spend on them.
01/04/2013
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
Quote:
Originally posted by Septimus
*In Jeff Foxworthy's voice*
If you get rid of other stuff you have in order to make room for more dildos... You might be a sex toy addict.
LOL...especially if you're getting rid of necessities like an alarm clock.
01/04/2013
Contributor: HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
Um is it bad when you would rather use a toy then have sex with your partner? Cause I think I have a problem. Hi, my name is HarlequinBunnie and I'm a sex toy addict !
01/04/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
an addict when you can't stop buying them no matter what.
01/04/2013
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
When you start getting toys just to complete the set.
01/04/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Septimus
*In Jeff Foxworthy's voice*
If you get rid of other stuff you have in order to make room for more dildos... You might be a sex toy addict.
lol true
01/04/2013
Contributor: PetiteAsian PetiteAsian
Quote:
Originally posted by Septimus
*In Jeff Foxworthy's voice*
If you get rid of other stuff you have in order to make room for more dildos... You might be a sex toy addict.
Hilarious!!!
02/28/2013