Yesterday when we took our little dogs out for their mountain walk I had quite the...ummmm...experien ce!!
For starters, I found a crumpled dollar bill in a pull off area. Then we went to clean up targets and beer cans in a well used party area. (We do this to keep the forest clean and also make a good amount of money on the bullet lead, ammo brass and cans.)
I was picking up a few cans and when I stepped forward and looked down....there was a 2" penis laying on the ground! Yes, it was a penis...I picked it up and told my hubby he was not going to believe this one! He died laughing, and told me only me...could find a penis in the mountains.So...
I walked around the rock in front of the 'penis spot' and lo and behold!! Id there wasn't a nice Schrade knife laying in my path! By this time I was absolutely hysterical, my little dog was frantic thinking I was crying and my hubby was looking at me like I had lost my mind. He walked over, took a good look at the knife in my hand-beside the little penis--and walked rapidly away...I told him the area was going to be known as the Bobbit area and to watch for a castrated leprechaun. He cut off my energy drinks!! (That was okay, I had a beer stashed in my purse, lol!!) It was pretty entertaining!!
It was a rubber penis pencil topper....
For starters, I found a crumpled dollar bill in a pull off area. Then we went to clean up targets and beer cans in a well used party area. (We do this to keep the forest clean and also make a good amount of money on the bullet lead, ammo brass and cans.)
I was picking up a few cans and when I stepped forward and looked down....there was a 2" penis laying on the ground! Yes, it was a penis...I picked it up and told my hubby he was not going to believe this one! He died laughing, and told me only me...could find a penis in the mountains.So...
I walked around the rock in front of the 'penis spot' and lo and behold!! Id there wasn't a nice Schrade knife laying in my path! By this time I was absolutely hysterical, my little dog was frantic thinking I was crying and my hubby was looking at me like I had lost my mind. He walked over, took a good look at the knife in my hand-beside the little penis--and walked rapidly away...I told him the area was going to be known as the Bobbit area and to watch for a castrated leprechaun. He cut off my energy drinks!! (That was okay, I had a beer stashed in my purse, lol!!) It was pretty entertaining!!
It was a rubber penis pencil topper....
