WDYT?

WDYT?

EdenJP EdenJP
When opening a fortune cookie, its often a fun game to add "in bed" to the end of it. Miraculously, most fortune cookies make sense when "in bed" is added to them.

So, what was the funniest/dirtiest "in bed" fortune have you ever read?
02/13/2012
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Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Ooh! I still have a bunch of fortunes on my desk from when we ordered Chinese food the other night! Here are a few of the better ones:

"Your courage will bring you honor... in bed."

"Someone is speaking well of you... in bed."

"You will be involved in many gatherings and parties... in bed."

"You should be able to undertake and complete anything... in bed."

"You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business... in bed." (This one cracks me up because it makes the reader sound like a prostitute.)

I've had some good ones in the past, but I can't remember them right now. If I do (or if I get any new ones), I'll report back.
02/13/2012
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