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Accidentally smoked crack?
Did I win the thread?
LOL. I *accidentally* took DXM once & then there was the time where I *accidentally* smoked embalming fluid.
Those were ALL accidents! LOL. Actually, I did not know what I was smoking contained embalming fluid until after the fact.
Peed in someone's drink? And they drank it. Well, probably not that outrageous because most people have probably done something of the sort. How about this? I DRANK PEE! TWICE! Both of those incidents were also accidents like the above. Lol.
When we were in high school, my twin sister & I would sneak out our bedroom windows & do crazy shit. Once oh my gosh. The memories are flooding me right now. LOL. When we made it outside (parents were always asleep), we'd smoke & then stay out until it wore off a little so they wouldn't notice. Once we came in a little too early & my dad had gotten up, said he'd been looking all over for us. I said "I was in the woods looking for my sister because we were hiding and seeking so we must not have heard you." And my sister was sitting there, in the dark with ketchup. LOL I don't know where the rest of her snack was, but she only had ketchup. And my dad was pretty freaked out, but that's about all he knew. Lol. We'd meet friends at "Beaver Lane," which is a little road on my road, but it isn't even called "Beaver Lane." That's just what we called it. Lol .I guess so no-one would know where we were if they overheard us. Once we were at the end of the driveway about to get on the bus & the way we stood, our backs were turned to our house, we figured if our parents did look out the window, they wouldn't notice smoke. Well, one morning, my dad did! He said "Get back here with that! Do not get on that bus." We just got on the bus. Lol. When we got home, he asked my sister what the hell she was doing smoking a cigarette! Bahahaha. So she just left it at that.
Hmm.. Once a guy I was dating asked me to do anal. I vehemently refused. Daily. So one day I said "why don't I beg you to let ME put something in YOUR behind?" He said "Okay" and went to a bathroom (not even his, a friend's!) and grabbed this lime green, round, tooth brush cover & handed it to me. I said no, that I could not do that to him. He wouldn't shut up, so well... Here we are. Lol. I left him to take care of the removal, but he never asked me to put something in my behind again.
Worst of all is he went to school the next day & told his football team and coach that he had a vaccuum attachment in his rear. It WASN'T a vaccuum attachment. It was a toothbrush cover. But they called him "Hoover" and he loved it. Then when I corrected him (toothbrush holder, not vaccuum attachment) he went and told them that it was a toothbrush holder. Ever since him and I both hear "Colgate." LOL. It was an on-going joke for years after. He was usually the one making up the jokes, but once we were all hanging out at this pool shooting place & me & someone else left & bought toothpaste & wrote "Colgate" on his windsheild. He drove it like that proudly. LOL.
Okay, that's probably more outrageous on his part than mine. Lol.
I am shutting up now. I'm giving too much out!
This was funny. So are the rest of them. These answers actually have me laughing!