Not to put a negative spin on our positive community here... Everyone is always talking about great toys and new things you should try. So just to be fair, what is the WORST toy you have ever had an experience with?
What is the WORST toy you have ever used?
03/03/2010
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I would have to say these anal beads. link
Originally posted by
Gary
Not to put a negative spin on our positive community here... Everyone is always talking about great toys and new things you should try. So just to be fair, what is the WORST toy you have ever had an experience with?
There have been some that are less than stellar. But for the most part, I haven't had a lot of bad luck with toys.
03/03/2010
I had a cock ring with a little dolphin on top that I got from a random sex shop in my city. There was nothing wrong with the material (TPE). It smelled fine and it looked very cute, but the tip of the dolphins nose was kind of sharp and I couldn't seem to fix it. It stabbed a lot and I couldn't feel the vibrations unless we stayed very very still. I hated it, but the boyfriend loved it. I decided I could live with a little discomfort and let him keep using it because he liked it so much, but I cringed every time I saw him going for it.
I haven't tried many yet so my worst is really nothing. I'd say I'm quite lucky. :p
I haven't tried many yet so my worst is really nothing. I'd say I'm quite lucky. :p
03/03/2010
The Snuggle Puss. Gawd that thing was awful. The nubs scraped up the inside of my vagina and then it wanted to jab my clitoris. I hated it.
03/03/2010
A pussy pump from Cal Exotics. It was supposed to suction to the vulva but it did no such thing. And the vibrations weren't very strong. Very disappointing.
03/03/2010
every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...
03/03/2010
Yes. His name was Andy...
03/03/2010
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OMG this one link It was gawd awful.
Originally posted by
TacoODoom
every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...
03/03/2010
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that thing doesn't even look like it would work
Originally posted by
J's Alley
OMG this one link It was gawd awful.
03/03/2010
link Yeah never again. I really don't like nubs all that much. I've kept it to show others how hilarious is it.
03/03/2010
I'd have to say this one: link
Just didn't work at all.
Just didn't work at all.
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link
Didn't do anything for me.
Didn't do anything for me.
03/03/2010
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Seconded, except I don't keep buying them. I WANT them to work but I am just NOT built right for them or something...
Originally posted by
TacoODoom
every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...
03/03/2010
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wasn't this what they took out of Neo in the first Matrix?
Originally posted by
Jimbo Jones
I'd have to say this one: link
Just didn't work at all.
Just didn't work at all.
for me it was my first review...
03/03/2010
The Kitty Play. Utterly useless.
03/04/2010
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Ohh, I forgot about the stroker beads. Horrendous! Maybe my subconscious was trying to block it from my memory.
Originally posted by
Luscious Lily
It's a toss-up between this, this, and this. They were all incredibly crap-tastic.
If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool ... more
If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool ... more
It's a toss-up between this, this, and this. They were all incredibly crap-tastic.
If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool photos. But they weren't usable. less
If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool photos. But they weren't usable. less
03/04/2010
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I am so enjoying this thread. For me, Rabbit vibes in general...they just don't work for me using the two functions together. Considering their popularity, I thought it was just my problem. I luv the concept, design, etc. but so disappointing to this girl.
Originally posted by
Angel deSanguine
Seconded, except I don't keep buying them. I WANT them to work but I am just NOT built right for them or something...
I can also add most nipple clamps, they fall off too easily with movement. And whle I'm at it most anal beads and I enjoy anal stimulation with plugs and dils.
03/04/2010
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Sorry I brought back traumatic memories, hahah. Maybe I should have left those to languish in the collective subconscious, never to see the light of day again!
Originally posted by
Jimbo Jones
Ohh, I forgot about the stroker beads. Horrendous! Maybe my subconscious was trying to block it from my memory.
03/04/2010
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I am actually a little pleased to see that so many women have a hard time getting rabbit vibes to work. I have not been able to get one that worked for my partner and I just didn't know what the problem was. It's good to know that others are having the same issues.
Originally posted by
Liz2
I am so enjoying this thread. For me, Rabbit vibes in general...they just don't work for me using the two functions together. Considering their popularity, I thought it was just my problem. I luv the concept, design, etc. but so disappointing to
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I am so enjoying this thread. For me, Rabbit vibes in general...they just don't work for me using the two functions together. Considering their popularity, I thought it was just my problem. I luv the concept, design, etc. but so disappointing to this girl.
I can also add most nipple clamps, they fall off too easily with movement. And whle I'm at it most anal beads and I enjoy anal stimulation with plugs and dils. less
I can also add most nipple clamps, they fall off too easily with movement. And whle I'm at it most anal beads and I enjoy anal stimulation with plugs and dils. less
Also, nipple clamps are another toy that I have not had very good experiences with.
03/04/2010
My first vibrator scared me off from future toy purchases for YEARS! I don't even know what it was called (though if I could remember, I would trash it on here)... a yucky pthalate-filled "jelly" vibe that was insertable. In theory, anyway.
As a total n00b, I had no idea what to look for/look out for... So I ended up with this thing that smelled like those gummy-bait worms, which made my puss tackle-box fresh! Totally gross. I used a condom on it and the smell was still pretty awful. Also, the thing ATE batteries like there was no tomorrow, and the vibration sucked. I could hardly feel a thing, and the battery pack cap would fall off and the batteries would spill out.
I'm sure this is typical for firsts. I threw it away once I got a partner. Ha!
As a total n00b, I had no idea what to look for/look out for... So I ended up with this thing that smelled like those gummy-bait worms, which made my puss tackle-box fresh! Totally gross. I used a condom on it and the smell was still pretty awful. Also, the thing ATE batteries like there was no tomorrow, and the vibration sucked. I could hardly feel a thing, and the battery pack cap would fall off and the batteries would spill out.
I'm sure this is typical for firsts. I threw it away once I got a partner. Ha!
03/04/2010
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I'm beginning to feel like this too!
Originally posted by
Angel deSanguine
Seconded, except I don't keep buying them. I WANT them to work but I am just NOT built right for them or something...
03/04/2010
Sil-A-Gel dildo with harness set...I really, really do not like Sil-A-Gel. It makes me angry, I do not know why.
Other than that, honestly, everything that I've ever purchased or received has been top-notch, or at least decent and good. My little girl's liked everything we've gotten, so I do not know.
Other than that, honestly, everything that I've ever purchased or received has been top-notch, or at least decent and good. My little girl's liked everything we've gotten, so I do not know.
03/04/2010
I am gonna have to go with The Gorilla.
03/04/2010
I don't have a specific toy that was the worst, just some pretty "eh" toys.. thank god. But I hate anything made of jelly! I have a bad reaction to it. hmm.. I did have one plastic toy that was pretty close to being the worst: Useless piece of plastic!
03/05/2010
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Thanks for your comment, I seriously thought at one time it was just me.
Originally posted by
Jimbo Jones
I am actually a little pleased to see that so many women have a hard time getting rabbit vibes to work. I have not been able to get one that worked for my partner and I just didn't know what the problem was. It's good to know that others are
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I am actually a little pleased to see that so many women have a hard time getting rabbit vibes to work. I have not been able to get one that worked for my partner and I just didn't know what the problem was. It's good to know that others are having the same issues.
Also, nipple clamps are another toy that I have not had very good experiences with. less
Also, nipple clamps are another toy that I have not had very good experiences with. less
03/05/2010
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HAHA!! I love that post, that's hilarious.
Originally posted by
Gary
I am gonna have to go with The Gorilla.
03/05/2010
03/05/2010
I'd like to join in the groundswell of relief about rabbit vibes not working. Even Ina doesn't do it for me. And to make it worse, she numbs me inside so I can't use an otherwise reliable g-spot toy after I finally give up with her.
But I nominate the Moulin Rouge Ringed . I'm glad to see its been discontinued. Fewer people will be injured.
But I nominate the Moulin Rouge Ringed . I'm glad to see its been discontinued. Fewer people will be injured.
03/06/2010
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