What would you put in a kinky stocking?

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Contributor: DustBunny DustBunny
You can't really exchange the risque gifts around family. If you were to make a stocking of risque gifts for someone else or yourself, what would you want in your kinky stocking?

I know I like these as something useful to someone or either sex.
Glow in the Dark condoms
Naughty Secret Santa tingle gele

Do you plan to get anyone something a little extra special for the holidays?
11/16/2010
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Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Lots of fun things - vibrating cock rings, small bottles of flavored lube, small massage candles, bullet vibes, tiny little g-string panties, body paint, massage oil.... I could easily go on forever here We'll leave it at 'anything that would fit'
11/16/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
'anything that would fit'

Last year we picked up a couple of stockings at the dollar store...they were enormous. We filled them full of toys for my nieces. They were a hit with the kids and it prevented us from having to wrap some odd shaped toys.

Wouldn't it be great to get such an enormous stocking full of sex toys.
11/16/2010
Contributor: jakjak jakjak
starter bondage kit with a bottle of wine. Now that would bring a smile.
11/16/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
I'd just wear the stocking. Not on one of my feet.
11/20/2010
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Lots of fun things - vibrating cock rings, small bottles of flavored lube, small massage candles, bullet vibes, tiny little g-string panties, body paint, massage oil.... I could easily go on forever here We'll leave it at 'anything that ... more
All of the above, plus maybe a handcuff kit. Blindfold. Erotic Novel. Dvd.
11/20/2010
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
A set of nipple clamps, lube and a DVD.
11/21/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Thanks for the idea of doing a kinky stocking! I want to do this for my husband this year. Basically anything that will fit, as someone else has already said!
11/21/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Oh man, I think if I got one of these I migh have my first spontaneous orgasm.
11/21/2010
Contributor: Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
I like the stocking idea. I might actually put it to use since I'm already dying bamboo and hemp rope for several of my friends for Hanukkah and Christmas gifts. I'll also probably include some metal o-rings for those that prefer western bondage styles and medic scissors for one and all.
11/22/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Definitely the Santa pasties. Love those!
11/22/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
I think sexy panties for women and a Tenga egg for men would be nice, in addition to what everyone has already mentioned.
11/22/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
How about gift certificates for various sexual favors?
11/22/2010
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
what a fun idea! I may have to give my boyfriend a naughty stocking.
11/23/2010
Contributor: CanMan CanMan
Something with cuffs is fantastic.
11/25/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
I think sexy panties for women and a Tenga egg for men would be nice, in addition to what everyone has already mentioned.
Tenga eggs are perfect! As are powerful little bullets, the pillow pack sets of lube, packets of wipes, and cock rings - for sure!
11/26/2010
Contributor: StrawberryEve StrawberryEve
Any bullet with a sleeve you can slip on it would work well. Lube, cleaner, handcuffs, maybe a shorter paddle, blindfolds. A bondage stocking stuffer sounds like a lot of fun too. Good luck to whoever gets me as a Secret Santa this year
11/27/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Anything small, like pocket rockets, silicone cock ring, small bottle of lube, tealight candles, massage oil indeed.

I think that if I were to make one it would have to follow a theme. Like sensual items, or BDSM items, or Movie night, or just for him/her.
11/27/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
bullet or riding crop!
12/02/2010
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
Probably some sexy lingerie if it wouldn't wrinkle; maybe an glass dildo too. I would avoid lubes though, just on the off chance one might leak.
12/02/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
I'm putting a couple of Tenga Eggs in my husband's this year We open them around the kids so that's really the only thing that's discreet enough for around them!
12/02/2010