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Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
You've been gone all day, running errands, visiting friends, going out to lunch, etc. When you arrive home you see that there's a large box in front of your door. Upon closer inspection, you see that there are no markings on the box, no shipping label, and you have no idea why it's there.

You bring it into your house and open it up. Inside you find a huge amount of luxury sex toys, lingerie, body care items, etc. There's no note, and when your partner arrives home, they PROMISE that it wasn't them.

Who left the box at your door?
04/14/2013
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Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
You've been gone all day, running errands, visiting friends, going out to lunch, etc. When you arrive home you see that there's a large box in front of your door. Upon closer inspection, you see that there are no markings on the box, no ... more
Hopefully the toy fairy.lol
04/14/2013
Contributor: ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
There's really no one other than my partner or I who would have done it. Maybe it was God, because he knows how much I like my toys
04/14/2013
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Clearly the toy fairy or one of my friends paying me back for getting them stuff
04/15/2013
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
To be honest, I would not have brought an unmarked box inside my house to open it. I can also honestly say that unless I could determine where it came from & why, I wouldn't use anything in the box. I'd be a little afraid to dispose of it in case someone came looking for it. I'm just a bit paranoid, though.
04/15/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by Gone (LD29)
To be honest, I would not have brought an unmarked box inside my house to open it. I can also honestly say that unless I could determine where it came from & why, I wouldn't use anything in the box. I'd be a little afraid to dispose of ... more
My thoughts exactly.
04/15/2013
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
yes, probably scary
04/15/2013
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
In reality this would probably be more than a little creepy but since it's a fantasy, I'm just thinking about all the toys!!
04/15/2013
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
I'd assume it's a bomb and dispose of it.
04/15/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
If not my boyfriend, then maybe one of the guys we cuckold with. Although an unmarked box would really freak me out.
04/15/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Probably one of my friends trying to cheer me up or something.
04/15/2013
Contributor: LilVBWifey LilVBWifey
Quote:
Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
You've been gone all day, running errands, visiting friends, going out to lunch, etc. When you arrive home you see that there's a large box in front of your door. Upon closer inspection, you see that there are no markings on the box, no ... more
Whoa, scary, but FUN!!!
04/15/2013
Contributor: peachmarie peachmarie
Lol I hope this is a hypothetical. Cause that would be a little creepy. I dunno how i would feel, i'm sure my boyfriend would call the cops and i'd probably throw everything away because who knows what the person who left them did to them? That's kind of stalkerish.
04/15/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
I'd assume it was delivered to the wrong house & then wonder which one of my neighbors was so interesting! I'd have traced it with the carrier to find out who sent it/where it came from. I can't imagine it was sent by anyone I know! The only person who would send me an unannounced gift, would be my sister, but I don't see her spending that much money, sorry to say!
04/15/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
A friend from up north ;-)
04/15/2013
Contributor: Hummingbird Hummingbird
Not sure I would take it in the house especially if I was alone. Hopefully it was a windy day and the note blew away that was on it? Nope, it would stay on my porch until my SO came home.
04/15/2013
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
That would be a really cool hypothetical. I wouldn't bring the box inside the house since it didn't have any postage info on it, but if I opened it and saw that it would be cool. For those of you who say you don't know what the person put on the toys, one these are luxury toys meaning they're probably sterilizable so I'd go sterilize those suckers and have fun.

Lingerie is different, if they still had the tags on that's cool but even though you can wash lingerie I wouldn't wear someone else's lingerie. It would have to be new with tags before I would wear them.
04/15/2013
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
It would be creepy because no one knows about my toy collection except for my husband (and I guess everyone here ) I wouldn't bring in into the house.
04/15/2013
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
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Originally posted by mpfm
It would be creepy because no one knows about my toy collection except for my husband (and I guess everyone here ) I wouldn't bring in into the house.
Ditto.....I would be creeped out.
04/15/2013
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
I actually have a few friends that I can imagine doing that. I'd love it hypothetically but realistic I'd wait until my husband came home to inspect it before bringing into the house.
04/15/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I guess I should have stated that nothing bad could possibly be in the box! Loving 'the toy fairy' answers!
04/15/2013
Contributor: ManicPixie ManicPixie
One of the creepers who stare at me when I go to work. Or the grocery store. Or library, of all places. Or parking lot.

You said nothing "bad" could be in the box, but that doesn't make it less scary. ):
04/15/2013
Contributor: snowminx snowminx
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Originally posted by Gone (LD29)
To be honest, I would not have brought an unmarked box inside my house to open it. I can also honestly say that unless I could determine where it came from & why, I wouldn't use anything in the box. I'd be a little afraid to dispose of ... more
Yeah that's pretty much what I thought of. If it's unmarked you never know what was in there, it would be a bomb or someone's limb someone just decided to stick on your door step. creepy 0_o
04/15/2013
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
No markings? No label? A mystery box?

Well, it is obviously intended for me, Mr. E. Yes, a mystery box!

So, I open it up to find that it is full of luxury sex toys. Yes, it was definitely intended for me. Sent from someone that obviously knows me very well. Very nice.
04/16/2013