I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen to be laying in bed when I called and I noticed he was hard as a rock...I asked him if I could "take care of it." I'm pretty sure I used the words "I can suck it if you want." Thankfully, the voicemail started asking if we wanted to keep or delete the message...needless to say, DELETE DELETE DELETE!! Has this ever happened to you or am I just that unlucky?
The worst voicemail ever left...
05/03/2012
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LOL at least you got the choice to delete I count that as LUCKY. It's probably happened to me before without my knowing (my family members would never bring it up haha)....my phone hates me.
05/03/2012
Yea, I would have died if I wasn't able to delete it...ugh!
05/03/2012
LOL!!! That's hilarious!
05/03/2012
Omg how embarrassing would that have been if it actually went through?! Lmao. I've never sent a bad voicemail by accident but I've sent dirty texts that had almost been sent to my dad by accident. But I've canceled the texts on time before it actually went through! Thank God. Hahhaa.
05/03/2012
My heart was racing...I couldn't stop laughing afterwards though. My boyfriend and I got a kick out of it.
05/03/2012
That is too funny. That never happened to me. Though, when I was living with my mom and dad. My dad had knocked on the door. We had 5 seconds to stop. And the door popped open. Both of us laid there and talked to my dad for over an hour naked holding the blanket up to our shoulders. LOL
05/03/2012
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This happened to me and my fiance. He put a lock on the door now until we can get a place. We had to lay there "spooning" while he was still inside me because his mom is rude and has no respect for a closed door. But she stood there carrying on a conversation. She still has tried to open the door even though it's locked now.
Originally posted by
Beck
That is too funny. That never happened to me. Though, when I was living with my mom and dad. My dad had knocked on the door. We had 5 seconds to stop. And the door popped open. Both of us laid there and talked to my dad for over an hour naked
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That is too funny. That never happened to me. Though, when I was living with my mom and dad. My dad had knocked on the door. We had 5 seconds to stop. And the door popped open. Both of us laid there and talked to my dad for over an hour naked holding the blanket up to our shoulders. LOL
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05/03/2012
Oh my! So glad you were able to delete that. That could have been quite awkward! I don't recall anything like that ever happening to me, so I guess if it did, I blocked it from my memory! LOL
05/03/2012
LOL. I would be so MORTIFIED. Thank goodness it asked if you wanted to delete it! Sometimes things like that happen to me, too, because my phone can be gimicky and not lock.
I've gotten both funny and really strange accidental voicemails before, though. This one time, while I was still living with my mom, I played the messages and listened to this one that was a few minutes long. I heard someone walking, and this weird breathing or wind, or something... and then some squeaky gates opening... and then some deep, whispering voice that sounded unhuman, like a demonic incantation. Seriously, it sounded like some sort of ancient language, nothing was comprehensible. I was SO weirded out.
I've gotten both funny and really strange accidental voicemails before, though. This one time, while I was still living with my mom, I played the messages and listened to this one that was a few minutes long. I heard someone walking, and this weird breathing or wind, or something... and then some squeaky gates opening... and then some deep, whispering voice that sounded unhuman, like a demonic incantation. Seriously, it sounded like some sort of ancient language, nothing was comprehensible. I was SO weirded out.
05/03/2012
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Originally posted by
Lickable Lollie
I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen
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I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen to be laying in bed when I called and I noticed he was hard as a rock...I asked him if I could "take care of it." I'm pretty sure I used the words "I can suck it if you want." Thankfully, the voicemail started asking if we wanted to keep or delete the message...needless to say, DELETE DELETE DELETE!! Has this ever happened to you or am I just that unlucky?
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You are SOOOO lucky!!
05/03/2012
He saw that I called and called me back a few hours ago. I was nervous answering the phone in case it didn't actually delete it for some reason. All is good!!
05/03/2012
I've almost done similar things... just plain old bad...
05/03/2012
lmfao
05/05/2012
This happened to me once. I guess I left the phone on the bed and it called my mother. She was asleep so it ended up leaving a SIX MINUTE long voicemail of just sex noises. She called me back and I hit ignore the first time and then she immediately called back. I figured it was super important so we took a break and I answered it. She was in tears, crying and screaming if I was okay. I was so confused because I didn't know I'd left a sex noise voicemail. She didn't think it was sex noises because she only listened to about 10 seconds of it and thought I was being hurt or was in pain. After I got her calmed down she explained that she thought I'd been kidnapped or something and was calling for help. Apparently I whimper sometimes during sex. :/ Super embarrassing. My mom is the greatest at over-reacting.
05/05/2012
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This happened to me once. I guess I left the phone on the bed and it called my mother. She was asleep so it ended up leaving a SIX MINUTE long voicemail of just sex noises. She called me back and I hit ignore the first time and then she immediately
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This happened to me once. I guess I left the phone on the bed and it called my mother. She was asleep so it ended up leaving a SIX MINUTE long voicemail of just sex noises. She called me back and I hit ignore the first time and then she immediately called back. I figured it was super important so we took a break and I answered it. She was in tears, crying and screaming if I was okay. I was so confused because I didn't know I'd left a sex noise voicemail. She didn't think it was sex noises because she only listened to about 10 seconds of it and thought I was being hurt or was in pain. After I got her calmed down she explained that she thought I'd been kidnapped or something and was calling for help. Apparently I whimper sometimes during sex. :/ Super embarrassing. My mom is the greatest at over-reacting.
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05/05/2012
I've been on the receiving end of one of those messages. I deleted it and never let them know.
05/05/2012
Never happened to me.
05/05/2012
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That is an awesome story and totally . I don't think I have ever experienced this before, but will forever be on warning thanks to your tell!
Originally posted by
Lickable Lollie
I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen
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I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen to be laying in bed when I called and I noticed he was hard as a rock...I asked him if I could "take care of it." I'm pretty sure I used the words "I can suck it if you want." Thankfully, the voicemail started asking if we wanted to keep or delete the message...needless to say, DELETE DELETE DELETE!! Has this ever happened to you or am I just that unlucky?
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05/05/2012
ahaha. no thats never happened to me
07/12/2012
That's....spectacularl y unlucky and lucky. I've had roommates walk in and have long conversations with me when I've been naked under the covers with a girl, but I've never really cared about what they thought.
07/13/2012
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